Terry > Terry's Quotes

Showing 1-30 of 614
« previous 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 20 21
sort by

  • #1
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #2
    Bill Watterson
    “I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #3
    Bill Watterson
    “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm a misunderstood genius."
    "What's misunderstood?"
    "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #5
    Bill Watterson
    “Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #6
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #7
    Christopher Moore
    “I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #8
    Christopher Moore
    “Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
    Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
    tags: love

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?"
    "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize."
    "Must be a human thing."
    "Exactly.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #10
    Christopher Moore
    “You bitch! You killed me! You suck!”
    Christopher Moore, You Suck

  • #11
    Christopher Moore
    “This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.”
    Christopher Moore, Fool

  • #12
    Christopher Moore
    “Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk”
    Christopher Moore

  • #13
    Christopher Moore
    “Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #14
    Tom Robbins
    “If you lack the iron and the fuzz to take control of your own life, if you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked. The dull and prosaic will be granted adventures that will dice their central nervous systems like an onion, romantic dreamers will end up in the rope yard. You may protest that it is too much to ask of an uneducated fifteen-year-old girl that she defy her family, her society, her weighty cultural and religious heritage in order to pursue a dream that she doesn't really understand. Of course it is asking too much. The price of self-destiny is never cheap, and in certain situations it is unthinkable. But to achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.”
    Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

  • #15
    Christopher Moore
    “Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #16
    Christopher Moore
    “ Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at the Thrifty-Mart, forget birthdays, anniversaries, and reunions, and if you show up at their house during the holidays (with a gift) they are socially bound to forgive you—act like nothing happened. Decorum dictates that the friendship move forward from that point, without guilt or recrimination. If you started a chess game ten years ago in October, you need only remember whose move it is—or why you sold the chessboard and bought an Xbox in the interim. (Look, Christmas Amnesty is a wonderful thing, but it’s not a dimensional shift. The laws of time and space continue to apply, even if you have been avoiding your friends. But don’t try using the expansion of the universe an as excuse—like you kept meaning to stop by, but their house kept getting farther away. That crap won’t wash. Just say, “Sorry I haven’t called. Merry Christmas” Then show the present. Christmas Amnesty protocol dictates that your friend say, “That’s okay,” and let you in without further comment. This is the way it has always been done.)”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “Insanity is catching.”
    Terry Pratchett, Making Money

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
    tags: luck

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do.
    And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find
    herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'
    If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #29
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

  • #30
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young



Rss
« previous 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 20 21