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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
    "Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
    "Selling them on what?"
    Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #4
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
    "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
    "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
    "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “What are all these?" Clary asked.
    "Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jace said, piling the weapons on the floor beside him, "electrum wire - not much use at the moment but it's always good to have spares - silver bullets, charms of protetion, crucifixes, stars of David-"
    "Jesus," said Clary
    "I doubt he'd fit."
    "Jace." Clary was appalled.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.
    Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?"
    "I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green."
    "If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
    "Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “You're an idiot."
    "I've never claimed to be otherwise.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Clary felt suddenly annoyed. "When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?"
    "Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word."
    "And you're a big-"
    "Tsk tsk," he interupted. "No swearing in church.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.
    Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?"
    "Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-"
    "SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. "That is so not funny!"
    "Sure it is. You just don't see the humor."
    "Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “All knowledge hurts.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered.

    Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?"

    Jace edged toward the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat."

    That's what I thought you said." Isabelle turned her attention to the soup.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “This time Magnus answered it, his voice booming through the tiny entryway. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY REST?"
    Jace looked almost nervous. "Jace Wayland. Remember? I'm from the Clave."
    "Oh, yes." Magnus seemed to have perked up. "Are you the one with the blue eyes?"
    "He means Alec," Clary said helpfully.
    "No. My eyes are usually described as golden," Jace told the intercom. "And luminous."
    "Oh, you're that one." Magnus sounded disappointed. If Clary hadn't been so upset, she would have laughed. "I suppose you'd better come up.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “Not everything that's true needs to be said.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “How can you tell? That I like books, I mean.

    The look on your face when you walked in, somehow I doubted you were that impressed by me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's Simon. He's missing."
    "Ah," said Magnus, delicately, "missing what, exactly?"
    "Missing," Jace repeated, "as in gone, absent, notable for his lack of presence, disappeared."
    "Maybe he's gone and hidden under something," Magnus suggested. "It can't be easy getting used to being a rat, especially for someone so dim-witted in the first place."
    "Simon's not dim-witted," Clary protested angrily.
    "It's true," Jace agreed. "He just looks dim-witted. Really his intelligence is quite average.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “This is bad," said Jace.
    "You said that before."
    "It seemed worth repeating.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “Clary wasn't sure what she'd expected -exclamations of delight, perhaps a smattering of applause. Instead there was silence, broken only when Jace said, "Somehow, I thought it would be bigger."
    Clary looked at the Cup in her hand. It was the size, perhaps, of an ordinary wineglass, only much heavier. Power thrummed through it, like blood through living veins. "It's a perfectly nice size," she said indignantly.
    "Oh, it's big enough," he said patronizingly, "but somehow I was expecting something… you know." He gestured with his hands, indicating something roughly the size of a house cat.
    "It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl," said Isabelle.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been saying something to her. When she blinked at him, she saw a wry grin spread across his face. "What?" she asked, ungraciously.
    "I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrassing."
    "Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt," she told him.
    "I can't help it. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain."
    "Your pain will be outer soon if you don't get out of traffic. Are you trying to get run over by a cab?"
    "Don't be ridiculous," he said. "We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
    "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
    "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
    Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
    "A long one?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #27
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #28
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #29
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #30
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin



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