Chantel > Chantel's Quotes

“Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Count your cookies, not your problems.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Keep calm and eat cookies.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Alright. I'm over on the dark side. You'd better have the cookies I've been promised.”
― Danika Stone, All the Feels

“Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.”
― Diana Rowland, Vengeance of the Demon

“Cookies were much better eaten then sold, and they were best homemade.”
― Jesse Haubert, We Found a Horse and Other Stories