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“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor, men, romance

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“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: beauty, classic-insult, humor, ugly

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#3

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#4

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: god, humor, money

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#5

“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”
― Sid Ziff

tags: bad-reviews, book, humorist, misattributed-dorothy-parker, wit

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#6

“Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope

tags: dark-humor, humor, suicide

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#7

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor

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#8

“What do you believe reveals more about a man’s character, his arrogance or his attempt to disguise it?”
― Aaron B. Powell, Quixotic

tags: arrogance, character, evil-men, moral-courage

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#9

“Security without liberty is called prison.”
― Benjamin Franklin

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#10

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
― Benjamin Franklin

tags: freedom, jefferson, security, thomas, thomas-jefferson

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