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“Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?”
― Woody Allen, The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose

“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
― Woody Allen

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
― Woody Allen

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
― Woody Allen

“Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in those words.”
― Woody Allen

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
― Woody Allen

“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”
― Woody Allen, Manhattan

“Tradition is the illusion of permanence.”
― Woody Allen

“We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...”
― Woody Allen, Crimini e misfatti

“Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.”
― Woody Allen

“This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?”
― Woody Allen

“The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.”
― Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters