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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray and Selected Stories

  • #2
    Jean Cocteau
    “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
    Jean Cocteau

  • #3
    “Strangers take a long time to become acquainted, particularly when they are from the same family.”
    M.E. Kerr, Am I Blue?: Coming Out from the Silence

  • #4
    Toni Morrison
    “He wants to put his story next to hers.”
    Toni Morrison, Beloved

  • #5
    Toni Morrison
    “Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow.”
    Toni Morrison, Beloved

  • #6
    Toni Morrison
    “Something that is loved is never lost.”
    Toni Morrison, Beloved

  • #7
    Mark Twain
    “A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?”
    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

  • #8
    Rebecca Solnit
    “The desire to go home that is a desire to be whole, to know where you are, to be the point of intersection of all the lines drawn through all the stars, to be the constellation-maker and the center of the world, that center called love. To awaken from sleep, to rest from awakening, to tame the animal, to let the soul go wild, to shelter in darkness and blaze with light, to cease to speak and be perfectly understood.”
    Rebecca Solnit, Storming the Gates of Paradise: Landscapes for Politics

  • #9
    Fiona Apple
    “Home is where my habits have a habitat”
    Fiona Apple
    tags: home

  • #10
    Greg Behrendt
    “If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.”
    Greg Behrendt

  • #11
    Martha Gellhorn
    “I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”
    Martha Gellhorn, Selected Letters

  • #12
    Katharine Hepburn
    “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
    Katharine Hepburn

  • #13
    Anaïs Nin
    “Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
    Anais Nin

  • #14
    Andy Rooney
    “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
    Frank Kaiser

  • #15
    George Bernard Shaw
    “When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”
    George Bernard Shaw, Getting Married

  • #16
    Groucho Marx
    “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #17
    Oscar Wilde
    “One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #18
    Agatha Christie
    “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
    Agatha Christie

  • #19
    Robert Frost
    “There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”
    Robert Frost

  • #20
    Groucho Marx
    “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #21
    Sylvia Plath
    “So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state.”
    sylvia plath, The Bell Jar

  • #22
    Shannon L. Alder
    “Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.”
    Shannon L. Alder

  • #23
    George Carlin
    “I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
    George Carlin

  • #24
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #25
    “Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.”
    Joanne Woodward

  • #26
    Joyce Brothers
    “My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
    Joyce Brothers

  • #27
    Oscar Wilde
    “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #28
    John Wilmot
    “Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”
    John Wilmot

  • #29
    Shannon L. Alder
    “If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain, and instead seeing a person's soul.”
    Shannon Alder, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

  • #30
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor



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