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“If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
― Johnny Carson

“I hope there's a God, I know there's an Elvis.”
― Morgan Matson, Amy & Roger's Epic Detour

“If there hadn't been an Elvis, there wouldn't have been the Beatles.”
― John Lennon

“As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“Before Elvis there was nothing.”
― John Lennon