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  • #1
    Arundhati Roy
    “To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never to forget.”
    Arundhati Roy, The Cost of Living

  • #2
    Alan             Moore
    “My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
    Alan Moore

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #4
    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    Terry Johnson, Insignificance

  • #5
    Janet Evanovich
    “Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
    Eddie DeChooch”
    Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

  • #6
    Abigail Van Buren
    “The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.”
    Abigail Van Buren

  • #7
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano

  • #8
    John Lennon
    “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
    John Lennon

  • #9
    Barack Obama
    “Change will not come if we wait for some other person, or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
    Barack Obama

  • #10
    James  Patterson
    “Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #11
    Shel Silverstein
    “How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.”
    Shel Silverstein

  • #12
    Janet Evanovich
    “I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #13
    Zadie Smith
    “She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.”
    zadie smith

  • #14
    Dorothy Parker
    “Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #15
    Dorothy Parker
    “If I didn't care for fun and such,
    I'd probably amount to much.
    But I shall stay the way I am,
    Because I do not give a damn.”
    Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope

  • #16
    Dorothy Parker
    “Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #17
    Dorothy Parker
    “This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

    [Women Know Everything!]”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #18
    Carla Speed McNeil
    “Excuse me.
    Nine hours ago, I broke off the single most pointlessly agonizing one-way relationship of my young life.
    It was a thin slice of hell, and now it is over.. He's not mine. He never will be mine, and I've thrown away three years of my life pining and hoping. Well, not anymore, and I need to get him out of my system. I've given the matter serious thought, and all I want right now is for some total stranger to nail me to a mattress for the next fourteen hours. I will almost certainly cry all over you and call you by his name, but I assure you that my sexual frustration has built to such a fever peak that I will fuck you dry. What do you say?"
    "whine
    Carla Speed McNeil, Finder: Mystery Date

  • #19
    Francesca Lia Block
    “What sexual preference do you hope she has?” “Happiness.” Isnt that cool?”
    Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie Bat

  • #20
    Chuck Klosterman
    “Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”
    Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

  • #21
    “Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.”
    Brett Tate

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    Margaret Mead
    “Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.”
    Margaret Mead

  • #24
    Tallulah Bankhead
    “Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.”
    Tallulah Bankhead

  • #25
    Tallulah Bankhead
    “Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”
    Tallulah Bankhead

  • #26
    Cormac McCarthy
    “You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.”
    Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men

  • #27
    Audrey Hepburn
    “I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #28
    Audrey Hepburn
    “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #29
    Lisa Mantchev
    “Crazier than a bag full of crazy?”
    Lisa Mantchev, Eyes Like Stars

  • #30
    Harry Truman
    “My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.”
    Harry S. Truman



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