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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace.
    "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath."
    "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon.
    "I knew we should have left you a rat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #4
    Cassandra Clare
    “Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
    "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
    Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
    "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
    "Why?" Isabelle said.
    "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."
    "Meaning you?"
    "What else?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
    "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
    "A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."
    "That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me," Jace mused.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"
    "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."
    "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"
    "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
    "Traded him for Alec," Clary said.
    Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?"
    "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."
    Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
    "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."
    "Jace," Clary said, "this is important."
    "Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -"
    "JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “I get the feeling," Alec said, and smiled, "she hasn't forgiven me for betraying you, as she sees it."
    "Good girl," said Jace with appreciation.
    "I didn't betray you, idiot."
    "It's the thought that counts.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “Clary screamed out loud as he fell like a stone-
    And landed lightly on his feet just in front of her. Clary stared with her mouth open as he rose up out of a shallow crouch and grinned at her. "If I made a joke about just dropping in," he said, "would you write me off as a cliché?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “She turned back to Jace. "Do you have to be so-," she began, but stopped when she saw his face. It looked stripped down, oddly vulnerable.
    "Unpleasant?" he finishes for her. "Only at days when my adoptive mother tosses me out of the house with instructions never to darken her door again. Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “By the Angel," Jace said, looking the demon up and down. "I knew Greater Demons were meant to be ugly, but no one ever warned me about the smell."
    Abbadon opened its mouth and hissed. Inside its mouth were two rows of jagged glass-sharp teeth.
    "I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business," Jace went on, "smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered.

    Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?"

    Jace edged toward the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat."

    That's what I thought you said." Isabelle turned her attention to the soup.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. "Oh poor baby," she crooned, almost as if he really were a pet. "Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise-"
    "I wouldn't feel too sorry for him," Jace said. "That's probably the closest he's ever gotten to second base."
    "Shut up!" Clary glared at Jace furiously, but she did loosen her grip on the rat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?"

    "Yes," Jace said kindly. "It'll do you good-- try to think of it as endurance training.”
    cassandra Clare

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—"
    "I said mostly extinct."
    Alec jabbed a finger toward him.
    "Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOT
    EXTINCT ENOUGH."
    "I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside a dryer with the clothes,” Clary said. “The difference is, she didn’t let me.”
    “Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,” Jace pointed out, “whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “I should have warned her about your habit of never doing what you're told." Jace squinted at her. "Are those Isabelle's clothes? They look ridiculous on you."

    "I could point out that you burned my clothes." -Jace and Clary pg. 63”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “You don't get to decide," she said, "where I go, or when."
    "I know." His voice was ragged. "I've always known that about you. I don't know why I had to fall in love with someone who's more stubborn than I am.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him."
    "Yes," Jace said, unable to help himself, "I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's water supply — I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?"
    "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude.
    "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd.
    "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties."
    "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him.
    Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “This time Magnus answered it, his voice booming through the tiny entryway. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY REST?"
    Jace looked almost nervous. "Jace Wayland. Remember? I'm from the Clave."
    "Oh, yes." Magnus seemed to have perked up. "Are you the one with the blue eyes?"
    "He means Alec," Clary said helpfully.
    "No. My eyes are usually described as golden," Jace told the intercom. "And luminous."
    "Oh, you're that one." Magnus sounded disappointed. If Clary hadn't been so upset, she would have laughed. "I suppose you'd better come up.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones



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