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    Suzanne Collins
    “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
    ― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
    tags: boggs, finnick, funny, humour, hunger-games, katniss, mockingjay, odair, suzanne-collins, witty
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    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    ― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ
    tags: automobile, car, funny, humor, religious
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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    Wendy Mass
    “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
    All the time.”
    ― Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
    tags: flotsam, funny, humor, jeremy-fink, jetsam, keys, lizzy, wendy-mass, what-i-always-think
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    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing
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    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    tags: humour, telekinetics
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    Charles Bukowski
    “Do you hate people?”

    “I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Barfly
    tags: humour, misanthropy, paraphrased
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    C. JoyBell C.
    “I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!”
    ― C. JoyBell C.
    tags: funny, good-and-bad, humor, humour, life, life-and-living, woman, woman-s-character, womanhood, women
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    Michelle Hodkin
    “Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

    Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.

    "No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.

    "I guess you nailed me then.”
    ― Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer
    tags: humour, mara-dyer, noah-shaw
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    Douglas Coupland
    “I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.”
    ― Douglas Coupland, The Gum Thief
    tags: humour, philosophy, religion, soul
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    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed”
    ― Laurell. K. Hamilton
    tags: humour
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    Jess C. Scott
    “I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”
    ― Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely
    tags: body, cool, desire, erotic, erotica, funny, girl, honesty, humor, humour, incest, love, lust, passion, relationships, romance, sex, sexuality, sister, taboo, truth, wisdom
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    “Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.”
    ― Joss Whedon
    tags: dark, humour, joke, perspective, stories, writing
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    Simone Elkeles
    “This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"
    What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?”
    ― Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
    tags: homosexuals, humour, lgbt
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    Mindy Kaling
    “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
    ― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
    tags: humour, sleep, waking-up
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    Stephen King
    “FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.”
    ― Stephen King, Doctor Sleep
    tags: humor, humour, stephen-king
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    Derek Landy
    “Kindness suits you."

    "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.”
    ― Derek Landy
    tags: allergic, derek-landy, humour, kindness, skulduggery-pleasant
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    Tamora Pierce
    “Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?”
    ― Tamora Pierce, In the Hand of the Goddess
    tags: humour, stereotypes
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    Matt Smith
    “Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.”
    ― Matt Smith
    tags: a-christmas-carol, big-flashy-things, doctor-who, humour, matt-smith
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “You look . . . better than before."
    Was that a compliment? I could have sworn Lucien gave Tamlin an encouraging nod.
    "And you hair is . . . clean.”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses
    tags: feyre, tamlin
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “I love you," I said, and stabbed him.”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses
    tags: feyre, love, stabbed, tamlin
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “How long was I asleep?" she whispered. He didn't respond.
    "How long was I asleep?" she asked again, and noticed a hint of red in his cheeks.
    "You were asleep, too?"
    "Until you began drooling on my shoulder.”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass
    tags: celaena-sardothien, chaol-westfall, throne-of-glass
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “In the garden, the Captain of the Guard stared up at the young woman's balcony, watching as she waltzed alone, lost in her dreams. But he knew her thoughts weren't of him.

    She stopped and stared upward. Even from a distance, he could see the blush upon her cheeks. She seemed young—no, new. It made his chest ache.

    Still, he watched, watched until she sighed and went inside. She never bothered to look below.”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass
    tags: celaena-sardothien, chaol-westfall
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “She moaned into her pillow. "Go away. I feel like dying."
    "No fair maiden should die alone," he said, putting a hand on hers. "Shall I read to you in your final moments? What story would you like?"
    She snatched her hand back. "How about the story of the idiotic prince who won't leave the assassin alone?"
    "Oh! I love that story! It has such a happy ending, too—why, the assassin was really feigning her illness in order to get the prince's attention! Who would have guessed it? Such a clever girl. And the bedroom scene is so lovely—it's worth reading through all of their ceaseless banter!”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass
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    Sarah J. Maas
    “You collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you've committed. And I know this because I've been doing the same damn thing for two hundred years. Tell me, do you think you will go to some blessed Afterworld, or do you expect a burning hell? You're hoping for hell--because how could you face them in the Afterworld? Better to suffer, to be damned for eternity and--”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, Heir of Fire
    tags: rowan-whitethorn
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    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “Don't feel bad, Angela," Kami said. "You know guys, they only want one thing. Repartee. I can't count how many times men have admired my well-turned phrases.”
    ― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
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    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “I was thinking."
    "I see no evidence of that, Jared." Kami said.”
    ― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
    tags: jared, kami
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    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “If you’re calling her a floozy, I’m by way of being a bit of a floozy myself.” “Oh, Jared,” said Kami, who was well aware of his romantic experience, or total lack thereof. “You are not.” “Well, I have floozy ambitions.”
    ― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
    tags: humour, jared-lynburn
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    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “Down the well," Angela repeated, and had to go sit down and hold on to her letter opener. It was in the shape of a dagger. Angela said holding it soothed her; seeing Angela hold it did not soothe Kami.”
    ― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
    tags: angela, funny
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    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “Forest deep, silent bells
    There's a secret no one tells
    Valley quiet, water still
    Lynburns watching on the hill
    Apples red, corn gold
    Almost everyone grows old”
    ― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
    tags: lynburn, song
    30 likes



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