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“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

“It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”
― Frank Zappa

“Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”
― Frank Zappa

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.”
― Frank Zappa

“There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
― Frank Zappa

“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”
― Frank Zappa

“Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”
― Frank Zappa

“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.”
― Frank Zappa

“I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.”
― Frank Zappa

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
― Frank Zappa

“Drugs will turn you into your parents.”
― Frank Zappa

“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”
― Frank Zappa

“I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.”
― Frank Zappa

“If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.”
― Frank Zappa

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
― Frank Zappa

“Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.”
― Frank Zappa

“who are the brain police?”
― Frank Zappa

“در سکوت شبانه، سکوت مطلق شبانه، وقتی که حواس انسان آرام گرفته است، روحی جاودان به زبانی بی نام با انسان از چیزهایی، از اندیشه هایی سخن می گوید که می فهمی... ولی نمی توانی وصف کنی.”
― Bohumil Hrabal, Too Loud a Solitude