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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “It was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

    The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.

    When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #2
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #3
    Martin Luther King Jr.
    “Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”
    Martin Luther King Jr.

  • #4
    Theodore Parker
    “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”
    Theodore Parker

  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “It's all right,' she said. 'You couldn't help it that you were born without a heart. At least you tried to believe what the people with hearts believed- so you were a good man just the same.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

  • #6
    John Darnielle
    “When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
    Don't expect him to thank or forgive you.”
    John Darnielle

  • #7
    Immanuel Kant
    “Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, never merely as a means to an end, but always at the same time as an end.”
    Immanuel Kant, Grounding for the Metaphysics of Morals/On a Supposed Right to Lie Because of Philanthropic Concerns

  • #8
    Voltaire
    “I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our more stupid melancholy propensities, for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold it fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away?”
    Voltaire, Candide, or, Optimism

  • #9
    Voltaire
    “Fools have a habit of believing that everything written by a famous author is admirable. For my part I read only to please myself and like only what suits my taste.”
    Voltaire, Candide

  • #10
    Voltaire
    “Let us cultivate our garden.”
    Voltaire, Candide

  • #11
    Voltaire
    “She blushed and so did he. She greeted him in a faltering voice, and he spoke to her without knowing what he was saying.”
    Candide, Candide

  • #12
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #13
    Voltaire
    “Our labour preserves us from three great evils -- weariness, vice, and want.”
    Voltaire, Candide

  • #14
    Voltaire
    “Martin in particular concluded that man was born to live either in the convulsions of misery, or in the lethargy of boredom.”
    Voltaire, Candide

  • #15
    Voltaire
    “Cela est bien, repondit Candide, mais il faut cultiver notre jardin.”
    Voltaire, Candide

  • #16
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #17
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #18
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #19
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #20
    Carl Sagan
    “It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.”
    Carl Sagan

  • #21
    F.W. Boreham
    “We make our decisions, and then our decisions turn around and make us.”
    F.W. Boreham

  • #22
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “My uncle Alex Vonnegut, a Harvard-educated life insurance salesman who lived at 5033 North Pennsylvania Street, taught me something very important.

    He said that when things were really going well we should be sure to NOTICE it. He was talking about simple occasions, not great victories: maybe drinking lemonade on a hot afternoon in the shade, or smelling the aroma of a nearby bakery; or fishing, and not caring if we catch anything or not, or hearing somebody all alone playing a piano really well in the house next door.

    Uncle Alex urged me to say this out loud during such epiphanies: "If this isn't nice, what is?”
    Kurt Vonnegut



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