Quotes - Eric Hewitson (Northmead, 02, Australia) Showing 1-30 of 31

#1

“Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets”
― Tyne O'Connell, Pulling Princes

tags: boarding-school, boarding-schools

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#2

“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: diy, loft, property-market, renovation, stress

9 likes

#3

“Wear your pain like lip gloss!”
― Tyne O'Connell, A Royal Match

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#4

“My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.”
― Tyne O'Connell, True Love, the Sphinx, and Other Unsolvable Riddles: A Comedy in Four Voices

16 likes

#5

“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".”
― Tyne O'Connell, Dumping Princes

tags: humour, humourous, love, sayings

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#6

“A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: humourous

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#7

“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Making the A-list

tags: awkward, awkwardness, humour, humourous

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#8

“I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour, youth

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#9

“She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

9 likes

#10

“I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: fashion, humour

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#11

“It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Sex, Lies and Litigation

tags: humour, mayfair, parking-meters

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#12

“Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: charm, humour, wiles

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#13

“The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: guns, humour

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#14

“Never take drugs before Marmalade”
― Tyne O'Connell, Sex, Lies and Litigation

tags: lawyers, london, notting-hill

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#15

“I’ve got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

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#16

“We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: coffee, humour

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#17

“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour, men

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#18

“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: astral, astrology

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#19

“The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

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#20

“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

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#21

“Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: fashion

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#22

“The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: fashion, london

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#23

“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: fashion, london, shopping

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#24

“I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: guns, humour

9 likes

#25

“What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour

9 likes

#26

“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: humour, london

9 likes

#27

“The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

tags: drugs, fashion, humour

9 likes

#28

“One can’t be too safe, only too sorry.”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: inspirational

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#29

“Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: chic, fashion, humour

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#30

“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.”
― Tyne O'Connell

tags: fashion

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