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#1

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

tags: enterprise, humor, inertia, inspirational

3588 likes

#2

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

tags: advice, funny, reticence, silence

2629 likes

#3

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
― Will Rogers

tags: afterlife, death, dogs, heaven

1883 likes

#4

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

tags: appearances, credit, life, money, people, pride

920 likes

#5

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
― Will Rogers

tags: experience, learning

301 likes

#6

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
― Will Rogers

tags: funny, humor, mean

277 likes

#7

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

tags: men-and-women

238 likes

#8

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”
― Will Rogers

tags: humor

185 likes

#9

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
― Will Rogers

tags: funny, humor, media

222 likes

#10

“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”
― Will Rogers

tags: gossip

193 likes

#11

“Common sense ain't common.”
― Will Rogers

tags: common-sense

163 likes

#12

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
― Will Rogers

150 likes

#13

“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

152 likes

#14

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
― Will Rogers

tags: happiness, life-management

144 likes

#15

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
― Will Rogers

179 likes

#16

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
― Will Rogers

147 likes

#17

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
― Will Rogers

tags: success, temptation

169 likes

#18

“Diplomacy frequently consists in soothingly saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you have a chance to pick up a rock.”
― Walter Trumbull

tags: misattributed-will-rogers

114 likes

#19

“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
― will rogers

123 likes

#20

“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ”
― Will Rogers

120 likes

#21

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
― Will Rogers

tags: politics

127 likes

#22

“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”
― Will Rogers

tags: law, lawyers

139 likes

#23

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
― Will Rogers

tags: humor, politics

112 likes

#24

“You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

tags: autism, memoir, nonfiction, writing

159 likes

#25

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
― Will Rogers

tags: calmly, die, screaming, will-rogers

151 likes

#26

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
― Will Rogers

tags: stupidity

95 likes

#27

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
― Will Rogers

92 likes

#28

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
― Will Rogers

90 likes

#29

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
― Will Rogers

tags: advice, funny

87 likes

#30

“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”
― Will Rogers

80 likes

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