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  • #1
    Nicholas Sparks
    “I suppose [my life] has most resembled a blue chip stock: fairly stable, more ups than downs, and gradually trending upward over time. A good buy, a lucky buy, and I've learned that not everyone can say that about his life.”
    Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

  • #2
    Edward Abbey
    “One final paragraph of advice: do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am - a reluctant enthusiast....a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure. It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it. While you can. While it’s still here. So get out there and hunt and fish and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, climb the mountains, bag the peaks, run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, the lovely, mysterious, and awesome space. Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to the body, the body active and alive, and I promise you this much; I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those desk-bound men and women with their hearts in a safe deposit box, and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this; You will outlive the bastards.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #3
    Edward Abbey
    “Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit, and as vital to our lives as water and good bread. A civilization which destroys what little remains of the wild, the spare, the original, is cutting itself off from its origins and betraying the principle of civilization itself.”
    Edward Abbey, Desert Solitaire

  • #4
    Edward Abbey
    “How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #5
    Edward Abbey
    “Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #6
    Edward Abbey
    “There are some good things to be said about walking. Not many, but some. Walking takes longer, for example, than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed. I have a friend who's always in a hurry; he never gets anywhere. Walking makes the world much bigger and thus more interesting. You have time to observe the details. The utopian technologists foresee a future for us in which distance is annihilated. … To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #7
    Edward Abbey
    “Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Babylon and evil as Hell.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #8
    Edward Abbey
    “I am not an atheist but an earthiest. Be true to the earth.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #9
    Edward Abbey
    “The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals. ”
    Edward Abbey

  • #10
    Edward Abbey
    “A drink a day keeps the shrink away.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #11
    Edward Abbey
    “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #12
    Edward Abbey
    “Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of rape by the State.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #13
    Edward Abbey
    “We are slaves in the sense that we depend for our daily survival upon an expand-or-expire agro-industrial empire—a crackpot machine—that the specialists cannot comprehend and the managers cannot manage. Which is, furthermore, devouring world resources at an exponential rate. We are, most of us, dependent employees. …Edward Abbey (1927-1989) ”
    Edward Abbey

  • #14
    Edward Abbey
    “I stand for what I stand on.”
    Edward Abbey

  • #15
    Edward Abbey
    “This is the most beautiful place on earth.
    There are many such places. Every man, every woman, carries in heart and mind the image of the ideal place, the right place, the one true home, known or unknown, actual or visionary. A houseboat in Kashmir, a view down Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, a gray gothic farmhouse two stories high at the end of a red dog road in the Allegheny Mountains, a cabin on the shore of a blue lake in spruce and fir country, a greasy alley near the Hoboken waterfront, or even, possibly, for those of a less demanding sensibility, the world to be seen from a comfortable apartment high in the tender, velvety smog of Manhattan, Chicago, Paris, Tokyo, Rio, or Rome — there's no limit to the human capacity for the homing sentiment. ”
    Edward Abbey

  • #16
    Jon   Stewart
    “You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #17
    Ronald Reagan
    “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
    Ronald Reagan

  • #18
    Louis-Ferdinand Céline
    “I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”
    Louis-Ferdinand Céline

  • #19
    H.L. Mencken
    “In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.”
    H.L. Mencken

  • #20
    Ann Coulter
    “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”
    Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

  • #21
    Vladimir Lenin
    “Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners.”
    Vladimir Lenin

  • #22
    Dennis Kucinich
    “Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance.”
    Dennis Kucinich

  • #23
    Eric Hoffer
    “Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.”
    Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind: And Other Aphorisms

  • #24
    Eric Hoffer
    “In times of change, learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.”
    Eric Hoffer

  • #25
    Marilyn Manson
    “We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #26
    Marilyn Manson
    “Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #27
    Marilyn Manson
    “I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate. ”
    Marilyn Manson
    tags: puns

  • #28
    Marilyn Manson
    “If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #29
    Marilyn Manson
    “The death of one is a tragedy, but death of a million is just a statistic. ”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #30
    Marilyn Manson
    “In the end we're all Springer guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.”
    Marilyn Manson



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