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  • #1
    Orson Scott Card
    “But if you caught my informant,' said Achilles, 'why in the world would Chamrajnagar—or Graff, if it was him—launch the shuttle anyway? Was catching me doing something naughty so important they’d risk a shuttle and it’s crew just to catch me? I find that quite… flattering. Sort of like winning the Nobel Prize for scariest villain.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #2
    Orson Scott Card
    “Besides," said Suriyawong. "This was not a rescue operation."
    "What was it, target practice? Chinese skeet?"
    "An offer of transportation to an invited guest of the Hegemon," said Suriyawong. "And the loan of a knife."
    Achilles held up the bloody thing, dangling it from the point. "Yours?" he asked.
    "Unless you want to clean it," said Suriyawong.
    Achillese handed it to him. Suriyawong took out his cleaning kit and wiped down the blade, then began to polish it.
    "You wanted me to die," said Achilles quietly.
    "I expected you to solve your own problems," said Suriyawong.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #3
    Orson Scott Card
    “What kind of rescue is this, where you toss the prisoner a knife and stand and wait to see what happens?”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets
    tags: bean

  • #4
    Orson Scott Card
    “I’m on his death list, too.” “Then why are you still alive?” asked Peter. “Because, contrary to widespread belief, Achilles is not a genius and he makes mistakes.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #5
    Orson Scott Card
    “Maybe we’re assigning Achilles supernatural powers,” said Petra. “He isn’t a god. Not even a hero. Just a sick kid.” “No,” said Bean. “I’m a sick kid. He’s the devil.” “Well, so,” said Petra, “maybe the devil’s a sick kid.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #6
    Orson Scott Card
    “So you’re coming along with me, increasing our risk of being identified and allowing Achilles to get his two worst nemeses with one well-placed bomb, in order to save my life?”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #7
    Orson Scott Card
    “When Achilles is most useful and loyal to you, that is when he has most certainly betrayed you”?”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #8
    Orson Scott Card
    “To have Achilles’s gratitude was clearly a terminal disease.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #9
    Orson Scott Card
    “You’re a strange kind of boy,” said Achilles. “I was not tested for normality before I was entrusted with this mission,” said Suriyawong. “But I have no doubt that I would fail such a test.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

  • #10
    Alan             Moore
    “If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”
    Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke

  • #11
    Grant Morrison
    “Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.”
    Grant Morrison, Supergods: What Masked Vigilantes, Miraculous Mutants, and a Sun God from Smallville Can Teach Us About Being Human

  • #12
    Neil Gaiman
    “You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.”
    Neil Gaiman, Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?

  • #13
    Frank Miller
    “I'm the goddamn Batman.”
    Frank Miller, All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder

  • #14
    Frank Miller
    “The world doesn't make sense until you force it to.”
    Frank Miller

  • #15
    Grant Morrison
    “I run blindly through the madhouse ... And I cannot even pray ... For I have no God.”
    Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

  • #16
    “Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker”
    Christoper Nolan

  • #17
    Frank Miller
    “Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe.”
    Frank Miller, Batman: Year One

  • #18
    Grant Morrison
    “Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
    Grant Morrison

  • #19
    Frank Miller
    “A gun is a liar's weapon”
    Frank Miller

  • #20
    Mark Millar
    “Batman: a force of chaos in my world of perfect order. The dark side of the Soviet dream. Rumored to be a thousand murdered dissidents, they said he was a ghost. A walking dead man. A symbol of rebellion that would never fade as long as the system survived.

    Anarchy in black.”
    Mark Millar, Superman: Red Son

  • #21
    Grant Morrison
    “Seven actors have played Batman on the big screen, and if you can name all seven without reading any further, your youth has been wasted.”
    Grant Morrison, Supergods: What Masked Vigilantes, Miraculous Mutants, and a Sun God from Smallville Can Teach Us About Being Human

  • #22
    Todd McFarlane
    “Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.”
    Todd McFarlane

  • #23
    Eoin Colfer
    “So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'

    Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'

    'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'

    'Robin got killed,' said Mike.

    Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'

    'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'

    'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
    Eoin Colfer, Dublin Noir

  • #24
    Joe R. Lansdale
    “I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, "Sometimes.”
    Joe R. Lansdale

  • #25
    Jarod Kintz
    “Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #26
    Alisha Rai
    “Let’s not get started on their uniforms. Superman’s stretchy spandex has nothing on Batman’s sculpted pecs.”
    He glared at her. “You cannot bring fashion sense into a superhero discussion!”
    “If they wear it, it’s fair game.” She folded her arms on the table.”
    Alisha Rai, Veiled Seduction

  • #27
    Peter J. Tomasi
    “Show some respect. They were your grandparents. -Batman
    Just names and dusty frames on the wall to me. -Damien
    I take exception to that. There is not a speck of dust collecting on those portraits. -Alfred”
    Peter J. Tomasi, Batman and Robin, Volume 1: Born to Kill

  • #28
    Jarod Kintz
    “Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the bat, I can tell if they’re a human or a bat. Or Batman.”
    Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

  • #29
    Jarod Kintz
    “There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were snorted by the neighborhood cokehead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
    Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

  • #30
    Orson Scott Card
    “Where ideas are real and reality is shadow.”
    Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets



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