Susan Gray > Susan's Quotes

“Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.” —Omar Bradley”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Salutes the Armed Forces

“There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic because he has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing.”
― Maya Angelou

“I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom”
― General George S. Patton

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”
― Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Laurence J. Peter