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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #2
    Bruce Coville
    “Gadfangled girl things, always robbed me of my common sense.”
    Bruce Coville, Song of the Wanderer
    tags: humor

  • #3
    Bruce Coville
    “There's lots of kinds of chains...You can't see most of them, the ones that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link. Sometimes the links are weak...That's another funny thing, now that I think of it. Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all.”
    Bruce Coville, Into the Land of the Unicorns

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “Insanity is catching.”
    Terry Pratchett, Making Money

  • #14
    It's still magic even if you know how it's done.
    “It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
    Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”
    Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events -- the oil spilled just there, the safety fence broken just there -- that must also be a miracle. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.”
    Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.”
    Terry Pratchett, Eric

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “This book was written using 100% recycled words.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
    But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you know what it feels like to be aware of every star, every blade of grass? Yes. You do. You call it 'opening your eyes again.' But you do it for a moment. We have done it for eternity. No sleep, no rest, just endless... endless experience, endless awareness. Of everything. All the time. How we envy you, envy you! Lucky humans, who can close your minds to the endless deeps of space! You have this thing you call... boredom? That is the rarest talent in the universe! We heard a song — it went 'Twinkle twinkle little star....' What power! What wondrous power! You can take a billion trillion tons of flaming matter, a furnace of unimaginable strength, and turn it into a little song for children! You build little worlds, little stories, little shells around your minds, and that keeps infinity at bay and allows you to wake up in the morning without screaming!”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.”
    Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky



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