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  • #1
    George R.R. Martin
    “... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #2
    George R.R. Martin
    “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #3
    Jim  Butcher
    “...when women have a conversation, they're communicating on five levels. They follow the conversation that they're actually having, the conversation that is specifically being avoided, the tone being applied to the overt conversation, the buried conversation that is being covered only in subtext, and finally the other person's body language.

    .......When I, and most other people with a Y chromosome, have a conversion, we're having a conversation. Singular. We're paying attention to what is being said, considering that, and replying to it. All these other conversations have been going on for the last several thousand years? I didn't even know they existed...... I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

    .....So ladies, if you ever have some conversation with your boyfriend or husband or brother or male friend, and you are telling him something perfectly obvious, and he comes away from it utterly clueless? I know it's tempting fate to think to yourself, "The man can't possibly be that stupid!"

    But yes. Yes, he can.”
    Jim Butcher, Cold Days

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #6
    Jim  Butcher
    “Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
    Jim Butcher, Vignette

  • #7
    Jim  Butcher
    “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.”
    Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”
    Jim Butcher, My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?”
    “What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together.
    “There are two kinds of people in the universe, Molly,” I said. “Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. This is shocking.”
    She sniffed. “This is the post-nerd-closet world, Harry. It’s okay to like both.”
    “Blasphemy and lies,” I said.”
    Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

  • #12
    Jim  Butcher
    “Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #13
    Jim  Butcher
    “Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #14
    Jim  Butcher
    “Da. This is going very well already."

    Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and his thirteen most powerful nobles, and it's going well?"

    Mouse sneezed.

    "Eight," Thomas corrected himself. He rolled his eyes and said, "And the psycho death faerie makes it nine."

    "It is like movie," Sanya said, nodding. "Dibs on Legolas."

    "Are you kidding?" Thomas said. "I'm obviously Legolas. You're . . ." He squinted thoughtfully at Sanya and then at Martin. "Well. He's Boromir and you're clearly Aragorn."

    "Martin is so dour, he is more like Gimli." Sanya pointed at Susan. "Her sword is much more like Aragorn's."

    "Aragorn wishes he looked that good," countered Thomas.

    "What about Karrin?" Sanya asked.

    "What--for Gimli?" Thomas mused. "She is fairly--"

    "Finish that sentence, Raith, and we throw down," said Murphy in a calm, level voice.

    "Tough," Thomas said, his expression aggrieved. "I was going to say 'tough.' "

    As the discussion went on--with Molly's sponsorship, Mouse was lobbying to claim Gimli on the basis of being the shortest, the stoutest, and the hairiest--

    "Sanya," I said. "Who did I get cast as?"

    "Sam," Sanya said.

    I blinked at him. "Not . . . Oh, for crying out loud, it was perfectly obvious who I should have been."

    Sanya shrugged. "It was no contest. They gave Gandalf to your godmother. You got Sam.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #15
    Jim  Butcher
    “There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.”
    Jim Butcher, Vignette

  • #16
    Jim  Butcher
    “See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #17
    Jim  Butcher
    “If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #18
    Jim  Butcher
    “She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."

    Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #19
    Jim  Butcher
    “A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #22
    Jim  Butcher
    “Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.”
    Jim Butcher, Mean Streets

  • #23
    Jim  Butcher
    “I know it's not thematically in tune with my new job and all, but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I say. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.”
    Jim Butcher, Cold Days

  • #24
    Jim  Butcher
    “Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."

    Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #25
    Jim  Butcher
    “I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.”
    Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

  • #26
    Jim  Butcher
    “It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
    I turned around and ran like hell.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #27
    Jim  Butcher
    “You're such a cynic," Molly said.

    "I think cynics are playful and cute.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #28
    Jim  Butcher
    “There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.”
    Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

  • #29
    Jim  Butcher
    “Karrin."

    She looked up at me. She looked very young somehow.

    "Remember what I said yesterday," I said. "You're hurt. But you'll get through it. You'll be okay."

    She closed her eyes tightly. "I'm scared. So scared I'm sick."

    "You'll get through it."

    "What if I don't?"

    I squeezed her fingers. "Then I will personally make fun of you every day for the rest of your life," I said. "I will call you a sissy girl in front of everyone you know, tie frilly aprons on your car, and lurk in the parking lot at CPD and whistle and tell you to shake it, baby. Every. Single. Day."

    Murphy's breath escaped in something like a hiccup. She opened her eyes, a mix of anger and wary amusement easing into them in place of fear. "You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?”
    Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

  • #30
    Jim  Butcher
    “I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks



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