Lauren Singletary > Lauren's Quotes

“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
― Lauren Myracle, ttfn

“Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. ”
― Tonya Hurley, Ghostgirl

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

“I... do... not... do... lightning.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

“Don't be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

“Friendship is a choice. more to the point, it is a series of ongoing choices, with consequences for each person. ”
― Kelly McClymer, Must Love Black

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
― Lauren Myracle

“There's something strange about this big pink bunny...”
― Lauren Myracle, l8r, g8r

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
― Tim Burton

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
― Roald Dahl

“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.”
― Kimberly Pauley

“Okay. Now my skin is really prickling. I've read all the Harry Potter books, all five of them. I don't remember any half-blood prince.

"What's this?" Trying to sound casual, I point at the ad, "What's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?"

"That's the latest book," Garth the other trainee, says. "It came out ages ago."

I can't help gasping. "There's a sixth Harry Potter?"

"There's a seventh out soon!" Diana steps forward eagerly. "And guess what happens at the end of book six-"

"Shh!" exclaims Nicole, the other nurse. "Don't tell her!”
― Sophie Kinsella, Remember Me?

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”
― Lisi Harrison

“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?"
"No."
"Then why are you up in my grill?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?”
― Lisi Harrison

“We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”
― Lisi Harrison, Alphas

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”
― Lisi Harrison

“When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Is this place called Virgins?
Well, I shouldn't be here!
-Nina”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers