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  • #1
    Timothy Leary
    “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
    ― Timothy Leary
    tags: ambition, equality
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    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, taste
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  • #3
    Mae West
    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, sex
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  • #4
    “My parents are going to kill me!"
    "That seems rather harsh...”
    ― Garth Nix, Sir Thursday
    tags: childhood, humor, paranoia, parents
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  • #5
    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: funny
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  • #6
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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  • #7
    Rita Davenport
    “Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”
    ― Rita Davenport
    tags: humor, money
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    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
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  • #9
    Oscar Wilde
    “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
    tags: sin
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  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
    tags: humor
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  • #11
    Leo Rosten
    “Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.”
    ― Leo Rosten
    tags: animals, children, humor, w-c-fields
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    Maurice Switzer
    “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
    ― Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book
    tags: misattributed-to-abraham-lincoln, misattributed-to-mark-twain, remaining-silent, wisdom
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
    tags: city-of-bones, jace
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    Alexandre Dumas
    “D’Artagnan: Why is Athos sitting by himself?
    Aramis: He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry, he’ll be his usual charming self by morning.”
    ― Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers
    tags: humor
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    Jerry Seinfeld
    “Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
    ― Jerry Seinfeld
    tags: dance, humor, music, radio, shower
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  • #16
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    ― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
    tags: friendship
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
    "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
    tags: clary, clothes, jace, wounds
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  • #18
    Douglas Adams
    “I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: humor, judgement
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  • #19
    Josh Groban
    “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva”
    ― Josh Groban
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  • #20
    Allen Saunders
    “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
    ― Allen Saunders
    tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans
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    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
    tags: clary-fray, demons, growing-up, humor, jace-wayland, luke, teenager
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    Natsuki Takaya
    “When did you become a woman?"-Hatori
    How dare you ask that after you have seen me naked so many times..."-Yuki
    GASP! No it cant be! Yuki-kun, does that mean..." fan club girls
    NO! He's my doctor..."Yuki”
    ― Natsuki Takaya, Fruits Basket, Vol. 2
    tags: humor
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  • #23
    Mother Teresa
    “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
    ― Mother Teresa
    tags: attributed-no-source
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  • #24
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    ― Phyllis Diller
    tags: anger, funny, sleep
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  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    ― Cassandra Clare
    tags: humor, jace-wayland, simon-lewis
    13659 likes

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  • #26
    Woody Allen
    “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
    ― Woody Allen
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  • #26
    “There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing for.”
    ― Albert Dietrich, Army GI, Pacifist CO: The World War II Letters of Frank Dietrich and Albert Dietrich
    tags: martyrdom, misattributed-to-albert-camus, pacifism, principles, war
    2490 likes

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  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”
    ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel
    tags: chocolate, monsters
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    Cassandra Clare
    “That was enterprising," Will sounded nearly impressed.
    Nate smiled. Tess shot him a furious look. "Don't look pleased with yourself. When Will says 'enterprising' he means 'morally deficient.'"
    "No, I mean enterprising," said Will. "When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done'.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel
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  • #27
    Albert Camus
    “To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.”
    ― Albert Camus
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