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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “In the meantime they could only speculate about the revealed cosmos.

    There was, for example, the theory that A'Tuin had come from nowhere and would continue at a uniform crawl, or steady gait, into nowhere, for all time. This theory was popular among academics.

    An alternative, favoured by those of a religious persuasion, was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating, as were all the stars in the sky which were, obviously, also carried by giant turtles. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds. This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “[T]he princesses were beautiful as the day is long and so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses-”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort
    tags: humor

  • #4
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.

    "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

    "All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

    ...

    "Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
    "What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

  • #5
    Andy Weir
    “He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”

    LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort
    tags: food

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?"

    THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death.

    "Is it like this every night?"

    EVERY NIGHT, said Death. NATURE'S LIKE THAT.

    "Doesn't anyone know?"

    ME. YOU. THE GODS. GOOD, ISN'T IT?

    "Gosh!"

    Death leaned over the saddle and looked down at the kingdoms of the world.

    I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder. So let's just say that Ankh-Morpork is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright as an oil slick, as colourful as a bruise and as full of activity, industry, bustle and sheer exuberant busyness as a dead dog on a termite mound.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch," Carrot drew himself up proudly, "because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?"
    The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it was all alone.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “These weren't encouraged in the city, since the heft and throw of a longbow's arrow could send it through an innocent bystander a hundred yards away instead of the innocent bystander at whom it was aimed.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does?”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
    tags: magic

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all night. They communicated by means of notes. They had three grown-up children, all born, Vimes had assumed, as a result of extremely persuasive handwriting.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “They avoided one another's faces, for fear of what they might see mirrored there. Each man thought: one of the others is bound to say something soon, some protest, and then I'll murmur agreement, not actually say anything, I'm not stupid as that, but definitely murmur very firmly, so that the others will be in no doubt that I thoroughly disapprove, because at a time like this it behooves all decent men to nearly stand up and be almost heard...
    No one said anything. The cowards, thought each man.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman. Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let you fall in thingy, love, with her, then kicked you inna, inna, thingy. Thingy, in your mouth. Tongue. Tonsils. Teeth. That's what it, she, did. She wasa...thing, you know, lady dog. Puppy. Hen. Bitch.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “There was a thoughtful pause in the conversation as the assembled Brethren mentally divided the universe into the deserving and the undeserving, and put themselves on the appropriate side.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “The first words that are read by seekers of enlightenment in the secret, gong-banging, yeti-haunted valleys near the hub of the world, are when they look into The Life of Wen the Eternally Surprised.

    The first question they ask is: 'Why was he eternally surprised?'

    And they are told: 'Wen considered the nature of time and understood that the universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. Therefore, he understood, there is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, he said, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.'

    The first words read by the young Lu-Tze when he sought perplexity in the dark, teeming, rain-soaked city of Ankh-Morpork were: 'Rooms For Rent, Very Reasonable.' And he was glad of it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #27
    Neil Gaiman
    “Tolkien’s words and sentences seemed like natural things, like rock formations or waterfalls, and wanting to write like Tolkien would have been, for me, like wanting to blossom like a cherry tree or climb a tree like a squirrel or rain like a thunderstorm.” — Gaiman on J. R. R. Tolkien”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #28
    Neil Gaiman
    “Who on Earth could read a Vonnegut book and think that he was a grandfatherly bundle of warm fuzzy happiness? I mean, I read Vonnegut first as a ten year old, and it was shocking because he could joke in the face of such blackness and bleakness, and I’d never seen an author do that before. Everything was pointless, except, possibly, a few moments of love snatched from the darkness, a few moments in which we connect, or fail to.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #29
    Neil Gaiman
    “Poe isn’t for everyone. He’s too heady a draught for that. He may not be for you. But there are secrets to appreciating Poe, and I shall let you in on one of the most important ones: read him aloud”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #30
    Neil Gaiman
    “Behind every Chesterton sentence there was someone painting with words, and it seemed to me that at the end of any particularly good sentence or any perfectly-put paradox, you could hear the author, somewhere behind the scenes, giggling with delight.”
    Neil Gaiman



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