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  • #1
    Candace Bushnell
    “I make mistakes. That's what I do. I
    speak without thinking, I act without
    knowing. I drink so much that I can
    barely walk...I'm a fantastic lover
    though, and an amazing friend. God
    knows I mean well.”
    Candace Bushnell

  • #2
    Groucho Marx
    “The only real laughter comes from despair.”
    Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    “Marijuana... That's not a drug, that's a plant.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • #5
    Tori Amos
    “The truth lies in between the 1st and the 40th drink”
    Tori Amos, To Venus and Back

  • #6
    Groucho Marx
    “I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #7
    W.C. Fields
    “Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!”
    W. C. Fields

  • #8
    W. Somerset Maugham
    “Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.”
    W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil

  • #9
    W.C. Fields
    “Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #10
    Groucho Marx
    “There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #11
    Tori Amos
    “I don't see myself as weird, I just see myself as honest.”
    Tori Amos

  • #12
    Robert Jordan
    “Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”
    Robert Jordan

  • #13
    Tori Amos
    “If you really want a challenge, just deal with yourself.”
    Tori Amos

  • #14
    J.R. Ward
    “Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
    J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

  • #15
    Tori Amos
    “On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream.”
    Tori Amos

  • #16
    Paulo Coelho
    “People are never satisfied. If they have a little, they want more. If they have a lot, they want still more. Once they have more, they wish they could be happy with little, but are incapable of making the slightest effort in that direction.”
    Paulo Coelho, The Winner Stands Alone

  • #17
    Tori Amos
    “Is there room in my heart for you to follow your heart?”
    Tori Amos

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “What do you want?"
    "Just coffee. Black - like my soul.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #19
    Tori Amos
    “I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?”
    Tori Amos

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything

  • #21
    “The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

    We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

    We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

    These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

    Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

    Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

    Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

    Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.”
    Bob Moorehead, Words Aptly Spoken

  • #22
    Lemony Snicket
    “Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #23
    “Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”
    Lauren Conrad

  • #24
    David Sedaris
    “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
    David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

  • #25
    Greg Behrendt
    “Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”
    Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

  • #26
    Gerard Way
    “So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?”
    Gerard Way

  • #27
    Anne Lamott
    “No" is a complete sentence.”
    Annie Lamott

  • #28
    “First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you.”
    Nicholas Klein

  • #29
    Anne Lamott
    “...since you can't heal your own sick mind with your own sick mind, I needed to consult somebody else's sick mind.”
    Anne Lamott

  • #30
    Neil Gaiman
    “She says nothing at all, but simply stares upward into the dark sky and watches, with sad eyes, the slow dance of the infinite stars.”
    Neil Gaiman, Stardust



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