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    Jim Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Storm Front
    tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid
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    Jim Butcher
    “An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: danger, errands, incendiary-poo, pyromaniac-gorillas
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    Jim Butcher
    “There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Academ's Fury
    tags: academs, fury
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    Jim Butcher
    “We are not going to die."

    Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

    "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat
    tags: harry-dresden, humor, motivation, optimism, thomas-raith, waldo-butters
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    Jim Butcher
    “We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril
    tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor, insanity
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    Jim Butcher
    “If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
    'What signal?'
    'I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl”
    ― Jim Butcher
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    Jim Butcher
    “In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat
    tags: harry-dresden, heroism, humor
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    Jim Butcher
    “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Changes
    tags: changes, drinking, harry-dresden, laughter, sanity, sanya
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    Jim Butcher
    “And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.”
    ― Jim Butcher
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    Jim Butcher
    “I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat
    tags: carlos-ramirez, humor, vanity
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    Jim Butcher
    “I don't believe in faeries!”
    ― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight
    tags: harry-dresden, humor
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    Jim Butcher
    “Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Storm Front
    tags: dresden, humor, kids, storm_front
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    Jim Butcher
    “I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Vignette
    tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor
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    Jim Butcher
    “Ack!" I said.

    Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Changes
    tags: harry-dresden, humor, wit
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    Roger Zelazny
    “Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.”
    ― Roger Zelazny, Prince of Chaos
    tags: apocalypse, armageddon, cinema, death, end-of-the-world, life, post-modernism, simulacra
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    Jim Butcher
    “Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!”
    ― Jim Butcher, White Night
    tags: evil, harry-dresden, humor
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    Jennifer Fallon
    “And try to stay out of trouble with the ladies. Remember, they all have fathers and brothers and some of them have armies. ”
    ― Jennifer Fallon, Lion of Senet
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    Margaret Weis
    “great gandalfs ghost!
    if he had a ghost. i doubt it. he was such a snob...”
    ― Margaret Weis, Elven Star
    tags: gandalf, ghost, zifnab
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    Margaret Weis
    “get back, get back! ill turn you into a piglet!
    ast a bula- no wait. that turns ME into a piglet!!”
    ― Margaret Weis, Elven Star
    tags: zifnab
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    Jim Butcher
    “Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
    "Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear."
    "You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril
    tags: dresden-files, expletives
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    Jim Butcher
    “Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do”
    ― Jim Butcher, Small Favor
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    Jim Butcher
    “And you've got that look on your face again."
    "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't you, regardless of who is in the way?"
    "Yes," Tavi said.
    Ehren sighed. "Let's hear it."
    Tavi told him the plan.
    "That's insane," Ehren said.
    "It could work."
    "You arn't going to have anyone come along to bail you out this time," Ehren pointed out.
    Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?"
    "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "You are insane." He looked around inside the tent. "I'll need some pants.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury
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    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
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    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    ― Albert Camus
    tags: attributed-no-source, friends, friendship, misattributed-albert-camus
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land
    tags: essential, happiness, love
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    A.A. Milne
    “Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
    "Pooh!" he whispered.
    "Yes, Piglet?"
    "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you.”
    ― A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
    tags: friendship, piglet, pooh, reassurance
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    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: chocolate, food, humor
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    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
    tags: humor, scifi
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    Shel Silverstein
    “Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
    ― Shel Silverstein
    tags: anything-can-be, hope, impossible, inspirational, musn-t, possibilities, shouldn-t, won-t
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