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#1

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: carpe-diem, education, inspirational, learning

#2

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
― Bill Keane

tags: attributed-no-source, hope, inspirational, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt, past, present, widely-misattributed

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#3

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: action, change, inspirational, misattributed-to-gandhi, philosophy, wish

114369 likes

#4

“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
― GARY LARSON

tags: humor

122 likes

#5

“Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!”
― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

tags: bone

75 likes

#6

“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!”
― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

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#7

“If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

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#8

“Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

15 likes

#9

“It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.”
― Gary Larson

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#10

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

tags: cartoon, humor, satire, social-commentary

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