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  • #1
    Terry Pratchett
    “Sometimes I get nice letters from people who know they're due to meet him (Death) soon, and hope I've got him right.
    Those are the kind of letters that cause me to stare at the wall for some time.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Art of Discworld
    tags: death

  • #2
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #3
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #4
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Not all those who wander are lost.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #6
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #7
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #8
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
    "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #9
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

  • #10
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I like idling when I ought not to be idling; not when it is the only thing I have to do. Thatis my pig-headed nature. The time when I like best to stand with my back to the fire, calculating how much I owe, is when my desk is heaped highest with letters that must be answered by the next post. When I like to dawdle longest over my dinner is when I have a heavy evening's work before me. And if, for some urgent reason, I ought to be up particularly early in the morning, it is then, more than at any other time, that I love to lie an extra half-hour in bed.

    Ah! how delicious it is to turn over and go to sleep again: "just for
    five minutes." Is there any human being, I wonder, besides the hero of
    a Sunday-school "tale for boys," who ever gets up willingly?”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

  • #11
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. I cannot conscientiously recommend it for any useful purposes whatever. All I can suggest is that when you get tired of reading "the best hundred books," you may take this for half an hour. It will be a change.”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #14
    Robin Hobb
    “The past is no further away than the last breath you took.”
    Robin Hobb, Fool's Errand

  • #15
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing. ”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

  • #16
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

  • #17
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

  • #18
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “After a cup of tea (two spoonsful for each cup, and don't let it stand more than three minutes,) it says to the brain, "Now, rise, and show your strength. Be eloquent, and deep, and tender; see, with a clear eye, into Nature and into life; spread your white wings of quivering thought, and soar, a god-like spirit, over the whirling world beneath you, up through long lanes of flaming stars to the gates of eternity!”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
    tags: humor, tea

  • #19
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I will not take up your time, dear boy, with telling you what is the matter with me. Life is brief, and you might pass away before I had finished. But I will tell you what is NOT the matter with me. I have not got housemaid’s knee. Why I have not got housemaid’s knee, I cannot tell you; but the fact remains that I have not got it. Everything else, however, I HAVE got.”
    Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocalypse.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human, or something.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #24
    R.A. Salvatore
    “Joy multiplies when it is shared among friends, but grief diminishes with every division. That is life.”
    R.A. Salvatore, Exile

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “What have I always believed?
    That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “Humans! They lived in a world where the grass continued to be green and the sun rose every day and flowers regularly turned into fruit, and what impressed them? Weeping statues. And wine made out of water! A mere quantum-mechanistic tunnel effect, that'd happen anyway if you were prepared to wait zillions of years. As if the turning of sunlight into wine, by means of vines and grapes and time and enzymes, wasn't a thousand times more impressive and happened all the time...”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #27
    Groucho Marx
    “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #28
    Bill Watterson
    “We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."

    "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.”
    Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum



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