Dawn > Dawn's Quotes

“There are three questions every woman should be able to answer yes to before they commit to a man. If you answer no to any of the three questions, run like hell."
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"Does he treat you with respect at all times? That's the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you've found a good man.”
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

“The cup is half full, sunshine and flowers and I try to act like I agree, but really I’m pissed someone dumped out half of my drink.”
― Nyrae Dawn, Charade

“It’s simple guy logic: If a woman is angry? It means she cares. If you’re in a relationship and a chick can’t even be bothered to yell at you? You’re screwed. Indifference is a woman’s kiss of death. It’s the equivalent of a man not interested in sex. In either case—it’s over. You’re done.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS, but lots of guys have a thing for Ariel. You know, from The Little Mermaid? I’ve never been into her myself, but I can understand the attraction: she fills out her shells nicely, she’s a redhead, and she spends most of the movie unable to speak.
In light of this, I’m not too disturbed about the semi I’m sporting while watching Beauty and the Beast—part of the homework Erin gave me. I like Belle. She’s hot. Well…for a cartoon, anyway. She reminds me of Kate. She’s resourceful. Smart. And she doesn’t take any shit from the Beast or that douchebag with the freakishly large arms.
I stare at the television as Belle bends over to feed a bird. Then I lean forward, hoping for a nice cleavage shot…
I’m going to hell, aren’t I?”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“In that same year, NYU conducted its own study. With rats. They implanted electrodes in the brains of male rats and put two buttons in their cages. When the lucky little bastards pushed the blue button, the electrodes triggered an orgasm. When they pushed a red button, they were given food.

Care to guess what happened to all the rats?
They died.
They fucking starved to death.
They never pushed the red button.
Need I say more?”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“The point is, when you ask, “What do you want for dinner?” we’re thinking about screwing you on the kitchen counter. When you’re telling us about the sappy film you watched with your girlfriends last week, we’re thinking about the porno we saw on cable last night. When you show us the designer shoes you bought on sale, we’re thinking how nice they would look on our shoulders.

I just thought you’d want to know. Don’t shoot the messenger”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“I once heard my mother tell my father that she shouldn’t have to explain why she was pissed. That if he didn’t already know what he’d done wrong, then he wasn’t really sorry for it. What the fuck does that even mean? Newsflash, ladies: We can’t read your thoughts. And frankly, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to. The female mind is a scary place to be.”
― Emma Chase, Tangled

“Simon does commando. God bless America.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“You give good woo.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Colt lies on my bed and pulls me down behind him. I expect him to go for my clothes, but instead he kisses me again.
“Blanket.” I mutter, between kisses.
“If you’re cold I’m doing something wrong.”
― Nyrae Dawn, Charade

“You don't have to do it on your own. Let me take some of the weight, baby."

But he has so much already. "You have your own problems."

"We'll share each others.”
― Nyrae Dawn, Charade

“Right now I want you naked against me," Dean says. "I want to wake up cold because you’ve hogged all the blankets. I want to feel your leg between mine, your hair in my face, your arm flung across my chest. I want to find myself on the edge of the bed in the morning because you’ve sprawled all over the mattress. I want to sleep with you.”
― Nina Lane, Allure

“My husband doesn’t just love me. He knows how to love me. He knows what I need and when I need it, sometimes even better than I do.”
― Nina Lane, Awaken

“We’re going to have to read a lot of books,” I say.
“My life’s work involves reading books.”
“We’ll probably have to take some classes.”
“I’m at my best in a classroom.”
“And I hear we’ll need to buy a ton of stuff.”
“We can afford stuff.”
I look up into his chocolate-brown eyes.
“I just wish I knew where to start,” I whisper.
“Right here, beauty.” And he presses his lips to mine.”
― Nina Lane, Allure

“The word ‘tight’ has twenty-two definitions, but my favorite is Webster’s fifth - “a bond which cannot be broken.”
― Alessandra Torre, Tight

“Generally with women, I have the finesse and mental fortitude of a rhinoceros charging through a watering hole.”
― Kendall Ryan, Screwed

“I definitely know my way around a clit. No worries there. It’s all about pressure and speed.”
― Kendall Ryan, Screwed

“He went full frontal in The Evidence Locker. America swooned and my vibrator got a fresh round of batteries.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“Kissed you. I just kissed you. Big fucking deal. You wouldn’t shut up.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“I won’t stop until my mouth is imprinted on your mind and your taste is my fucking middle name.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“The man shouldn’t be allowed to have a mouth. Shouldn’t be allowed to use that thing like a weapon.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“Stay at my house. The minute I get off that plane I will drive there, pin you down on my bed, and worship your pussy. I won’t stop until my mouth is imprinted on your mind and your taste is my fucking middle name.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“Inhaled. The way you would a peach, when you can't get enough of the smell and you want more.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“You’ll never be able to find yourself if you’re lost in someone else.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“When you find love, you take it. You grab it with both hands and you do everything in your power not to let it go. You can’t just walk away from it and expect it to linger until you’re ready for it.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“You can’t leave yet. I’m not finished falling in love with you.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“If we’re going to kiss, it has to be book-worthy.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“I would never let anyone else borrow my heart if I know there’s a chance in hell you might want it back.”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9