Andy > Andy's Quotes

“I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I’ve read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave.”
― Lisa Scottoline , Every Fifteen Minutes

“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I’m already there.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“They don't realize evil lives on their streets”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I fool you. I fool everyone.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“You need somebody to stand up for you. You're the little guy, you just don't realize it yet. The Commonwealth has all the aces, and you don't even know you're playing cards.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“1. I am superior to others.
Circle one: Doesn't apply to me. Partially applies to me. Fully applies to me.
And:
I would not feel sorry if someone were blamed for something I did.
Circle one: Doesn't apply to me. Partially applies to me. Fully applies to me.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it’s practice for sociopaths.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“You should be more paranoid”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“He made eye contact but he kept it like casual observation, not a fixed stare. He held his arms at his sides, not only because it was less threatening, but they'd be able to fend off a blow. He cleared the doorway so he'd have an escape route.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“If you think I’m handsome, there’s obviously nothing wrong with your vision.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“Ask me if I care.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I’m neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I fool everybody!”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“We're here and we prey on you”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“Dr. Fortunato," Kristine shot back at Laurie, her resentment undisguised. "You don't know how we do things in Wright. Dr. Parrish doesn't care about hospital hierarchy. He's very accessible and he'd never let his ego get in the way of patient care. Maybe you do things differently where you work-”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes

“Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”
“I love you?”
― Lisa Scottoline, Every Fifteen Minutes