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#1

“I'm gonna go Annabelle on you!”
― Ruth Krakovsky

#2

“Think badass thoughts, I tell myself.”
― Marie Lu, Warcross

#3

“A tank and its crew has but one reason to exist. To maneuver the tank’s cannon to a position where it could do the most damage and feed it once it was there.”
― Harold Coyle, Team Yankee: A Novel of World War III

7 likes

#4

“I have worked locked psych wards and had patients give me stories they wrote or poems and this reminded me of that...
Word salad!”
― Montzalee Wittmann

1 likes

#5

“He couldn’t change the past, and he couldn’t control the future. But he would beat the present into submission.”
― Joel Ohman, Meritropolis

11 likes

#6

“For a story was only as good as its villain.”
― Renee Ahdieh, The Rose & the Dagger

101 likes

#7

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

149255 likes

#8

“All families were like that, with their private damage they kept among themselves, ghosts they lived with that only other family members knew about.”
― Bobby Underwood, Eight Blonde Dolls

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#9

“Forgive me, I’m being a bit crude and rude about this, but I can’t make the reality prettier than it is: sad, grim, and funny all at once.”
― Hendrik Groen, The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83¼ Years Old

44 likes

#10

“I am done being careful. I am done being quiet. Let them see me angry. Let them hear me wail at the top of my lungs.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Wonder Woman: Warbringer

tags: alia-keralis

158 likes

#11

“She likes to read, she reads all the time, and she prefers to be reading several things at once, she says it gives endless perspective and dimension.”
― Ali Smith, Autumn

212 likes

#12

“Stupid people are dangerous.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

6613 likes

#13

“On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.”
― Thomas Jefferson

tags: principle, style

1007 likes

#14

“I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables.”
― Kara Walker

380 likes

#15

“For a few moments I want to be 5 years old again. I want someone to plunk me down in front of a Disney movie and ask me if I want apple juice or grape.”
― Jennifer Richard Jacobson, Paper Things

44 likes

#16

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”
― Albert Camus, The Fall

4252 likes

#17

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

101841 likes

#18

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

tags: dumbledore

26123 likes

#19

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

153023 likes

#20

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

tags: books, contentment, friends, friendship, life

47144 likes

#21

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

tags: funny

6859 likes

#22

“It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”
― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost

tags: autumn, baking, fall, first-frost

2055 likes

#23

“The future is uncertain but the end is always near.”
― jim morrison

tags: doom, future, time

1230 likes

#24

“You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.”
― Yuval Noah Harari, Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind

1624 likes

#25

“The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.”
― Joe Hill, Horns

603 likes

#26

“Roses have both petals and thorns, my dark flower. You needn’t believe something weak because it appears delicate. Show the world your bravery.”
― Kerri Maniscalco, Stalking Jack the Ripper

606 likes

#27

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
― Bill Keane

tags: attributed-no-source, hope, inspirational, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt, past, present, widely-misattributed

42881 likes

#28

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing

129521 likes

#29

“Book: [to Mal] If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
― Josh Whedon

tags: firefly

6 likes

#30

“But if you never did anything you couldn't undo you'd end up doing nothing at all.”
― Anne Tyler, Ladder of Years

tags: change-your-life, regret, risk-taking

36 likes

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