Quotes - Tammy (Lincoln, CA) Showing 1-30 of 74

#1

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe

#2

“I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source

18705 likes

#3

“It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: alone, attributed-no-source

11791 likes

#4

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source

13347 likes

#5

“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
― Bette Midler

tags: misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe

7616 likes

#6

“I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”
― Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words: Marilyn Monroe's Revealing Last Words and Her Photographs

5912 likes

#7

“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, girls

6879 likes

#8

“All we demanded was our right to twinkle.”
― Marilyn Monroe

4036 likes

#9

“If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.”
― Marilyn Monroe

3472 likes

#10

“Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.”
― Marilyn Monroe

2565 likes

#11

“It's all make believe, isn't it?”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: marilyn-monroe

1987 likes

#12

“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. ”
― Marilyn Monroe

1630 likes

#13

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

26438 likes

#14

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
― George Carlin

tags: perspective

1159 likes

#15

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
― George Carlin

tags: evangelism, freedom-of-religion, religion, tolerance

2122 likes

#16

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
― George Carlin

tags: humor

590 likes

#17

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
― George Carlin

530 likes

#18

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
― George Carlin

tags: grass, hero, heroism, individualism, individuality, nature

2474 likes

#19

“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
― George Carlin

755 likes

#20

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”
― George Carlin

tags: humor

566 likes

#21

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
― George Carlin

tags: medicine

688 likes

#22

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
― George Carlin

tags: america, humor, president, qualifications

661 likes

#23

“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”
― George Carlin

tags: conservation, environment, song-lyrics

461 likes

#24