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    Marilyn Monroe
    “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #2
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #3
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #4
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #5
    Bette Midler
    “Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
    Bette Midler

  • #6
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”
    Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words: Marilyn Monroe's Revealing Last Words and Her Photographs

  • #7
    Marilyn Monroe
    “No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #8
    Marilyn Monroe
    “All we demanded was our right to twinkle.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #9
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #10
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #11
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's all make believe, isn't it?”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #12
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. ”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #13
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #14
    George Carlin
    “Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
    I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
    George Carlin

  • #15
    George Carlin
    “Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
    George Carlin

  • #16
    George Carlin
    “Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
    George Carlin

  • #17
    George Carlin
    “Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
    George Carlin

  • #18
    George Carlin
    “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
    George Carlin

  • #19
    George Carlin
    “Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
    George Carlin

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”
    George Carlin

  • #21
    George Carlin
    “Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
    George Carlin

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    George Carlin
    “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
    For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
    America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
    And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”
    George Carlin

  • #24
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #25
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #26
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #27
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #28
    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #29
    Groucho Marx
    “If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
    Groucho Marx



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