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  • #1
    Barack Obama
    “Why can't I just eat my waffle?”
    ― Barack Obama
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    Lauren Myracle
    “You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
    ― Lauren Myracle, ttfn
    tags: funny, humor, waffles
    1445 likes

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    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    ― Bernard M. Baruch
    tags: ataraxy, be-yourself, confidence, fitting-in, individuality, misattributed-dr-seuss, those-who-matter
    130144 likes

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  • #4
    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: food, humor, love
    3913 likes

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  • #5
    Leonard Cohen
    “Never make a decision when you need to pee.”
    ― Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers
    354 likes

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  • #6
    Brian Jacques
    “I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!”
    ― Brian Jacques
    tags: because-i-heard-him-say-it-live, this-is-a-special-quote-for-me
    91 likes

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  • #7
    Donald Miller
    “I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me”
    ― Donald Miller
    tags: blue-like-jazz, donald-miller, god
    186 likes

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  • #8
    Brandon Mull
    “I like pancakes.”
    ― Brandon Mull
    tags: awesomeness, humor, pancakes
    107 likes

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  • #9
    Charles Haddon Spurgeon
    “There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.”
    ― Charles H. Spurgeon
    110 likes

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  • #10
    G.K. Chesterton
    “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions
    tags: cheese, poetry
    5000 likes

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  • #11
    Charles de Gaulle
    “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
    ― Charles de Gaulle
    tags: cheese, diversity, divisiveness, food, france, politics
    500 likes

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  • #12
    Diablo Cody
    “He is the cheese to my macaroni.”
    ― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script
    tags: couples, love
    210 likes

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  • #13
    Willie Nelson
    “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
    ― Willie Nelson
    tags: animals, birds, cheese, competition, mice, timing, worms
    396 likes

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  • #14
    “Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.”
    ― Lady Gaga
    tags: love, romance, work
    9660 likes

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  • #15
    “They can't scare me, if I scare them first.”
    ― Lady Gaga
    tags: lady-gaga-quotes
    962 likes

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  • #16
    “Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger”
    ― Lady Gaga
    tags: burger, cow, lady-gaga
    355 likes

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  • #17
    “I remember watching the mascara tears flood the ivories and I thought, "It's OK to be sad." I've been trained to love my darkness.”
    ― Lady Gaga
    tags: sorrow
    640 likes

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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148401 likes

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  • #19
    Albert Einstein
    “Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, imagination
    24697 likes

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  • #20
    Albert Einstein
    “I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: life, respect
    13429 likes

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  • #21
    Albert Einstein
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: misattributed-to-einstein
    9503 likes

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  • #22
    Albert Einstein
    “I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    8286 likes



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