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#1

“Most people in America think Art is a man's name.”
― Andy Warhol

tags: art-humor

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#2

“I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.”
― Andy Warhol

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#3

“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
― Simone Elkeles

tags: simile

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#4

“Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.”
― Hugh Laurie

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#5

“Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.”
― Hugh Laurie

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#6

“It is the middle of December now, and we are about to travel to Switzerland - where we plan to ski a little, relax a little, and shoot a Dutch politician a little.”
― Hugh Laurie, The Gun Seller

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#7

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

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#8

“It seems like at some point you'd run out of awful.”
― Kathryn Stockett, The Help

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#9

“Oh, the thinks you can think!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!

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#10

“History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.”
― Mark Twain

tags: history

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#11

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.”
― Bob Marley

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#12

“It began as a mistake.”
― Charles Bukowski, Post Office

tags: opening-line, work

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#13

“Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
Zuko: "That's tough buddy.”
― Michael Dante DiMartino

tags: avatar-the-last-airbender

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#14

“beautiful insane
in the rain”
― Jack Kerouac, The Subterraneans

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#15

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

tags: hell, resignation

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#16

“I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself”
― Winston S. Churchill

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#17

“You have my soul and I have your money”
― Charles Bukowski

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#18

“How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

tags: catatonia, coma, life

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#19

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

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#20

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
― Groucho Marx

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#21

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humour, nostalgia

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#22

“Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: love

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#23

“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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#24

“If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: club, fight

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#25

“It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: friendship

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#26

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: humor, inspirational, tyler-durden

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#27

“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: materialism

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#28

“On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

tags: mortality

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#29

“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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#30

“I tiger can smile
A snake will say it loves you
Lies make us evil”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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