Carla > Carla's Quotes

“The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“Luck hadn't smiled on me tonight. Capricious bitch.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“You're late."

"Sorry. I was busy talking about my feelings and killing people.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“You're just jealous."

"Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“You can work with me—or you can wade through the blood and bodies after I'm done.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“Still, I'd do anything for him. Even smear his clotting blood inside the vehicle of his choosing.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“They’d played “Sweet Home, Alabama” so many times I wanted to crash the party, kill the radio, and knife whoever was selecting the music.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost

“What did you expect? That he'd send you flowers and write you bad poetry? That dead Nemean prowler is pretty much as close to a stuffed animal as you're ever going to get from a Spartan like Logan Quinn.”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost

“Come on, Gypsy girl. I'm bleeding to death here, in case you haven't noticed. At least make it worth my while and kiss me before I die.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“I’m just wondering how exactly I went from being the Spider to the Robin fucking Hood of the greater Ashland area... Instead of stealing from the rich, I’m stabbing them to death for the poor.”
― Jennifer Estep, Venom

“What are you smiling at?’ - ‘Oh, nothing much. Just my hero”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“I’m the Spider, bitch—I’m the best there is.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider’s Revenge

“I might be old and cranky, but I'm not bloody stupid.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“Are you OK?" I asked.
"I think so." Logan stared at me, and a smile pulled up his lips. "But maybe you should give me mouth-to-mouth, just to make sure.”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost

“Killing people was far easier than making polite chitchat.”
― Jennifer Estep, Tangled Threads

“Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman—he checked out her boobs.”
― Jennifer Estep, Venom

“Can't believe she bloody dropped me again. . .," I heard him mutter.

P 308”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost

“My heart lifted, and a matching grin curved my lips. He wanted to see me again. Maybe he really did like me after all. I felt like doing a happy dance, but of course, I was way too cool for that. I'd at least wait until I got back to my hotel room, alone, where no one would see.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“Yeah, well this Gypsy girl happens to have a grandma that can curse you so bad that your dick will turn black and fall off, so watch your step, Spartan.”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost

“I will destroy you. No matter how long it takes, no matter what it costs me. I won’t sleep, I won’t eat. I won’t do anything but plot your downfall. I will mow down your men like they’re weeds. I’ll kill so many of them so viciously, so brutally, so horribly that no one will dare to work for you. And sooner or later, I’ll get you too.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider’s Revenge

“This is really good,” Donovan Caine said, attacking his third strawberry pancake. “You sound surprised,” I said. He shrugged. “I just didn’t think an assassin would be able to cook like this.” “Well, I do get lots of practice with knives. You could say I’m multitasking.” The detective froze, his fork halfway to his mouth. “I’m kidding. I enjoy cooking. It relaxes me.”
― jennifer estep, Spider's Bite

“It didn't take long for the anger to put the happiness in a headlock.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“And that's when I snapped up my left hand and smashed him in the face with the hammer I'd grabbed.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“Kiss me or let me go. I don’t care anymore.”
― Jennifer Estep, Kiss of Frost

“That's what this little conversation is all about. The talk about my knives, the stroll on the terrace, the handholding and come-on about what my scar sounds like. Interesting technique. Tell me, what was your next move? Maneuvering me up against the wall here? Or me accidentally falling on your dick?”
― Jennifer Estep, Web of Lies

“Now, back to my vacation idea.” Finn grinned, showing off his perfect white teeth. “Just think about it. You, Owen, me, and Bria, all happily ensconced in a swanky hotel by a beautiful beach. Bria in a bikini. You and Owen doing your own thing, Bria in a bikini. Did I mention Bria in a bikini?”
― Jennifer Estep, By a Thread

“Quite a crowd tonight, Gin. Usually, it's just you and Finn."
I shrugged. "What can I say? I seem to attract minions wherever I go these days. Kind of like the Pied Piper."
Behind me, Finn huffed out his displeasure. "Minion? I am most certainly not a mere minion. Head minion, perhaps. At the very least.”
― Jennifer Estep, Tangled Threads

“Oh, fantastic," Vic muttered. "Just bloody fantastic. The goddess has given me to a bleeding pacifist-”
― Jennifer Estep, Touch of Frost