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“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

“I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Guilty Pleasures

“Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think.

Did that sound hopeless? It didn't feel hopeless. It felt reassuring. It felt - real.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Blood Noir

“One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bloody Bones

“I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

“Methinks we have a clue. Be still, my heart.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Guilty Pleasures

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how
wonderful it was.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

“You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Harlequin

“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins

“Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton

“I didn't know what to say to that, so i kept my mouth shut. When in doubt,shut the fuck up.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Skin Trade

“You can never have too much coffee”, I said
He turned and smiled at me. “You think so, but the rest of us get a little OD’ed on your level of caffeine.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Blood Noir

“If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

“When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

“You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

“There are no explanations for human evil. Only excuses.”
― Dean Koontz, Intensity

“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”
― Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”
― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.”
― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

“You look like the vamp who bled the cat.”
― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

“Go to sleep, baby, Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiment so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.”
― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

“The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.”
― Kim Harrison, Early to Death, Early to Rise

“Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“itsy-bitsy-skitsy”
― Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

“Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks”
― Kim Harrison