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  • #1
    Steven Moffat
    “Demons run when a good man goes to war
    Night will fall and drown the sun
    When a good man goes to war

    Friendship dies and true love lies
    Night will fall and the dark will rise
    When a good man goes to war

    Demons run, but count the cost
    The battle's won, but the child is lost”
    Steven Moffat

  • #2
    Steven Moffat
    “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #3
    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
    River: What face?
    The Doctor: The "He's hot when he's clever" face.
    River: This is my normal face.
    The Doctor: Yes it is.
    River: Oh, shut up.
    The Doctor: Not a chance.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #4
    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?'
    Amelia: 'Yeah...'
    The Doctor: 'Everything's going to be fine.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #5
    Steven Moffat
    “River Song: Use the stabilisers!
    The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!
    River Song: The blue switches!
    The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
    River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See?
    The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
    Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
    The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
    River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
    The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
    River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
    The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
    River Song: What noise?
    The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
    River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
    The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #6
    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.
    Angel Bob: And what would that be, sir?
    The Doctor: Me. [fires]”
    Steven Moffat

  • #7
    Steven Moffat
    “Geronimo!”
    Steven Moffat

  • #8
    Russell T. Davies
    “Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
    Dalek Sec: This is not war - this is pest control!
    Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
    Dalek Sec: Four.
    Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
    Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect.
    Cyber Leader: What is that?
    Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.”
    Russell T. Davies

  • #9
    Steven Moffat
    “Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir.
    The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How's life? Sorry, bad subject.
    Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve.
    The Doctor: Achieve? We're not achieving anything. We're just hanging, it's nice in here: consoles; comfy chairs; a forest... how's things with you?
    Angel Bob: The Angels are feasting, sir. Soon we will be able to absorb enough power to consume this vessel, this world, and all the stars and worlds beyond.
    The Doctor: Yeah, but we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention?
    Angel Bob: We have no need for comfy chairs.
    The Doctor: [amused] I made him say 'comfy chairs'.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #10
    Neil Gaiman
    “The Doctor: Sorry, do you have a name?
    Idris: Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
    The Doctor: But what do I call you?
    Idris: I think you call me... Sexy?
    The Doctor: [embarrassed] Only when we're alone.
    Idris: We are alone.
    The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #11
    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up.
    Amelia: You're soaking wet.
    The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool.
    Amelia: You said you were in the library.
    The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #12
    Steven Moffat
    “Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
    The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #13
    Steven Moffat
    “I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #14
    Steven Moffat
    “Rule 1: The Doctor lies.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #15
    Steven Moffat
    “See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #16
    Steven Moffat
    “Amy: I never knew you drank wine.
    Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life.
    *takes sip and spits it out in disgust*”
    Steven Moffat

  • #17
    “Third Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting”
    Robert Holmes

  • #18
    Steven Moffat
    “River Song: Right then. I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
    The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #19
    Steven Moffat
    “So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children crying?”
    Steven Moffat

  • #20
    “I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.”
    Matt Smith

  • #21
    Russell T. Davies
    “I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon.... [disgustedly] in Cardiff!”
    Russell T. Davies

  • #22
    Russell T. Davies
    “The Doctor: Hello, I've come to see the Lord Mayor.
    Idris Hopper: Have you got an appointment?
    The Doctor: No, just an old friend passing by, bit of a surprise. Can't wait to see her face!
    Idris Hopper: Well, she's just having a cup of tea.
    The Doctor: Just go in there and tell her "the Doctor" would like to see her.
    Idris Hopper: "The Doctor" who?
    The Doctor: Just "The Doctor". Tell her exactly that, "The Doctor".
    Idris Hopper: Hang on a tic.
    [Idris goes inside. There is the sound of a teacup smashing and Idris returns.]
    Idris Hopper: The Lord Mayor says "thank you f-for popping by." She'd love to have a chat, but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps you would like to make an appointment for next week...
    The Doctor: [happily] She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
    Idris Hopper: Yes, she is.”
    Russell T Davies

  • #23
    Steven Moffat
    “*Throwing bread out of door* AND STAY OUT!”
    Steven Moffat

  • #24
    Neil Gaiman
    “Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds?
    The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #25
    Neil Gaiman
    “No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in time and space and sometimes even where it's meant to go. And when it turns up, there's a bloke in it called The Doctor and there will be stuff wrong and he will do his best to sort it out and he will probably succeed 'cause he's awesome. Now sit down, shut up, and watch 'Blink'.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #26
    Steven Moffat
    “Amy: I had something I wanted to tell him. Stuff always gets in the way.
    Canton: Stuff does that.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #27
    Steven Moffat
    “Young Reinette: Monsieur, be careful!
    The Doctor: It's just a nightmare, Reinette, don't worry, everyone has nightmares. Even monsters under the bed have nightmares!
    Young Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?
    The Doctor: Me!”
    Steven Moffat

  • #28
    Steven Moffat
    “This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself.”
    Steven Moffat

  • #29
    Derek Landy
    “He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool.”
    Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

  • #30
    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: Dr. Song, you’ve got that face on again.

    River: What face?

    The Doctor: The ‘he’s hot when he’s clever’ face.

    River: This is my normal face.

    The Doctor: Yes, it is.”
    Steven Moffat



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