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#1

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

tags: attributed-no-source, friends, friendship, misattributed-albert-camus

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#3

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

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#4

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

tags: life

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#5

“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: attributed-no-source, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt

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#6

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard

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#7

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, misattributed-marilyn-monroe

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#8

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

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#9

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, temptation

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#10

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
― Mae West

tags: humor

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#11

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”
― John Lennon

tags: beatles, men, women

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#12

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams

tags: humor, men

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#13

“Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.”
― Gloria Steinem

tags: death, feminism, men, murder, widowhood, women, womens-rights

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#14

“...and then she realized: they WERE all alike!”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor, men

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#15

“I feel a sin coming on.”
― Anne Taintor, I Can't Be Good All the Time

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#16

“She had not yet decided whether to use her power for good...or for evil.”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor

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#17

“I can't be good ALL the time.”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor

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#18

“She refused to let common sense cloud her judgment.”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor

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#19

“It would, of course, have to look like an accident.”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor

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#20

“FINALLY she had convinced him that she would still respect him in the morning.”
― Anne Taintor, I Can't Be Good All the Time

tags: humor

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#21

“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.”
― Anne Taintor

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#22

“Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor-advice

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#23

“she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right”
― Anne Taintor

tags: humor

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#24

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex

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#25

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

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#26

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

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#27

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

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#28

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: mistake, sex, tramp, woman

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#29

“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

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#30

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns

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