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#1

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

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“I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

tags: bella-swan, dreams, edward, hope, night, stars

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#3

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

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#4

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex

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#5

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

tags: funny

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#6

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

tags: eyes, funny, lemons

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#8

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

tags: crime, funny, humour, neighborhoods

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#9

“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
― Bob Marley

tags: music

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#10

“People haven't always been there for me but music always has.”
― Taylor Swift

tags: music

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#11

“No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot”
― Park Chanyeol EXO

tags: exo

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#12

“Life is a game. Play it”
― Wu Yifan Kris EXO

tags: exo

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#13

“So, Mr Oh Sehun." Kai called, grinning like an idiot. "Tell me more about you."

"Why would I?"

"So that I can distract myself from my shitty life. But please, no bluh bluh X plus 5X equals to 8 shit."

Sehun blinked his eyes at how Kai said that. This was the first time he had found the guy to be cute. "For your information, X plus 5X is not equivalent to 8.”
― FishMeAnEXo

tags: exo, fanfic, fishmeanexo, once-upon-a-time, sekai

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#14

“At dorm, I prefer practicing than resting. Maybe my practice time could be more than 2,000 hours”
― Kim Jongin Kai EXO

tags: exo

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#15

“How much blunter can I be, Sehun? After tonight, it should be pretty obvious.”

“What should be pretty obvious?”

“Don’t play coy.”

“Kai—”

“I want you, Sehun. How many times should I tell you that?” he cupped Sehun’s cheek, staring into his eyes. “And I’d go through every bit of what I went through tonight again if it were for you.”
― Hyperionova

tags: confession, dead-until-evenfall, exo, love, romance, sekai, vampire, werewolf

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#16

“Let's live while doing things we like.”
― Sehun Exo-K

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#17

“No matter how hard it is, I will always smile like an idiot.”
― EXO Chanyeol

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#18

“We can't help but to be human & get hurt.”
― D.O

tags: exo

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#19

“Life is only a path full of efforts.”
― Baek Hyun Exo-K

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#20

“Don't be trapped in someone else's dream.”
― BTS

tags: inspirational-life

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#21

“Even when I fall and hurt myself I keep running toward my dream.”
― BTS

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#22

“No matter what we do, we won't be leaving music.”
― Cl 2ne1

tags: kpop, muisc

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#23

“You can just enjoy music without understanding it, muusic is a universal language.”
― Cl 2ne1

tags: kpop, music

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#24

“Best revenge? Smile, be happy and never let them know it hurt.”
― KARA Goo Hara

tags: hara, idols, kara, korea, kpop

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#25

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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#26

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

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#27

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

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#28

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor

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#29

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

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#30

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

tags: humor

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#31

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth

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