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    Salman Rushdie
    “Music, love, death. Certainly a triangle of sorts; maybe even an eternal one.

    "The only people who can see the whole picture," he murmured, "are the ones who step out of the frame." (The ground beneath her feet.)”
    ― Salman Rushdie
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    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    ― Phyllis Diller
    tags: anger, funny, sleep
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    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    ― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ
    tags: automobile, car, funny, humor, religious
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    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: funny
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, life
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    Jasper Fforde
    “Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”
    ― Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels
    tags: death, humor
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  • #8
    “If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you'll die a lot of times.”
    ― Dean Smith
    tags: death, life, overstatement
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor
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    “I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
    ― A. Whitney Brown
    tags: humor
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    Bill Watterson
    “We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: enjoy-life, humor, live-in-the-moment
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    Robert Frost
    “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
    And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
    ― Robert Frost
    tags: humor, poetry, religion
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    Bill Watterson
    “From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”
    ― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
    tags: humor
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    Rumiko Takahashi
    “Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.”
    ― Rumiko Takahashi
    tags: humor
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    Steve Martin
    “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor
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    Dave Barry
    “As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.”
    ― Dave Barry
    tags: aging, humor, marriage
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    Rita Rudner
    “I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”
    ― Rita Rudner
    tags: humor
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    Woody Allen
    “How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: atheism, humor
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    Carolyn Mackler
    “Never underestimate yourself”
    ― Carolyn Mackler, The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things
    tags: humor, self-esteem
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    Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o
    “with me,it is 'better never than late”
    ― ngugi wa thiongo
    tags: humor
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    Woody Allen
    “God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: god, humor, mankind, silence
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    James Patterson
    “Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
    ― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
    tags: humor
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    “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
    ― Ellen DeGeneres
    tags: animal-protection, animals, deer, humor, hunting, killing, taxidermy
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    G.K. Chesterton
    “I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton
    tags: attention, books, humor, mind, wit
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    P.G. Wodehouse
    “The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!
    tags: humor, love
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    Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    “If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
    ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    tags: beatnik, cynical, funny, humour
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    Roman Payne
    “In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.”
    ― Roman Payne
    tags: accidents, death, dying, funny, humor, humour, life, truism
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator
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    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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