Addie > Addie's Quotes

“Come for the accent stay for the existential crisis.”
― Danisnotonfire

“Check thyself before thy wreck thyself.”
― Tyler Oakley

“When life throws a wrench in your plans, catch it and build an IKEA bookshelf.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“Well, yes. I definitely consider myself to be your one that got away.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“Tyler Oakley isn't my real name.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“When I was in my single digits, I was subjected to the worst torture you can possibly inflict on a child: Catholic mass.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“I’m not into boys who give nonconsensual kisses. Sure, he had good intentions, but, like, don’t kiss me in my sleep. It’s a simple ground rule. You don’t know if those ladies wanted that. Maybe they were having a good dream. Maybe they were dreaming about Darren Criss. You don’t know what you just interrupted. Rude.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“Holy mother of rectangles.”
― Dan Howell

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
― Dan Howell

“I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this.”
― Dan Howell

“These days, in the world of apps and social media and … idiot friends, it is literally impossible to avoid spoilers.

If a character dies, it is gonna be the number one trending topic on Twitter, it is gonna be the top trending story on Facebook — and Reddit and Tumblr just turn into a completely uncensored memorial service of memes.

This happens all the time with sports results, but — I shit you not — I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon.”
― Dan Howell

“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.”
― Dan Howell

“Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault.”
― Dan Howell YouTuber

“Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who's skipping out on our first date.”
― Joey Graceffa, In Real Life: My Journey to a Pixelated World

“Haters, back off!”
― Miranda Sings

“What the even heck?!”
― Miranda Sings

“WHAT EVEN THE HECK!?!”
― Miranda Sings