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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “Love potions? For Will Herondale? T’aint my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like you has got no need of love potions, and that’s a fact.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

  • #2
    Jill Shalvis
    “Who’s there?”
    “The scratcher of your itch,” he said.
    She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?”
    Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction

  • #3
    Jill Shalvis
    “I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.”
    This was met with silence.
    “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?”
    “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.”
    Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction

  • #4
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #5
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #6
    J.R. Ward
    “You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
    Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window."
    "Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it."
    "Twice."
    "Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

  • #7
    J.R. Ward
    “That's you," Wrath said. You shall be called the Black Dagger warrior Dhestroyer, descended of Wrath son of Wrath."

    "But you'll always be Butch to us," Rhage cut in. "As well as hard-ass. Smart-ass. Royal pain in the ass. You know, whatever the situation calls for. I think as long as there's an ASS in there, it'll be accurate."

    "How about bASStard?" Z suggested.

    "Nice. I feel that.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed

  • #8
    J.R. Ward
    “After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he was here on earth, there was a plague in central Europe-"
    "Okay, that was so not my fault-"
    "-which wiped out two-thirds of the human population."
    "I'd like to remind you that you don't like humans."
    "They smell bad when they're dead."
    "All you mortal types do.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Enshrined

  • #9
    J.R. Ward
    “There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely."
    "Wisely?" She snapped the syringe out of his hand. "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

  • #10
    Richelle Mead
    “Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying.”
    Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

  • #11
    Anne Rice
    “I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.”
    Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned

  • #12
    Anne Rice
    “Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?”
    Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned

  • #13
    Richelle Mead
    “Wow,” said Adrian. He sat down on the bed and tested its bounciness, giving it a nod of approval. “This is amazing. What do you think, buttercup?”

    “I have no words,” I said honestly.

    He patted the spot beside him. “Want to try it out?”
    Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Of course, everyone's going to freak out when you show up at school."
    "Freak out? Why?"
    "Because you're so much hotter now than when you left." She shrugged. "It's true. Must be a vampire thing."
    Simon looked baffled. "I'm hotter now?"
    "Sure you are. I mean, look at those two. They're both totally into you." She pointed to a few feet in front of them, where Isabelle and Maia had moved to walk side by side, their head bent together.
    Simon looked up ahead at the girls. Clary could almost swear he was blushing. "Are they? Sometimes they get together and whisper and stare at me. I have no idea what it's about."
    "Sure you don't." Clary grinned. "Poor you, you have two cute girls vying for your love. Your life is hard.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #15
    J.R. Ward
    “V settled back against the pillows and measured the hard line of her chin.
    "Take off your coat."
    "Excuse me?"
    "Take it off."
    "No."
    "I want it off."
    "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

  • #16
    J.R. Ward
    “Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?"

    Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him.

    Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all.”
    J.R. Ward

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at his
    side—a pretty blue-haired Asian girl in a silver foil skirt. Clary wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn't make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn't want to live forever.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #18
    J.R. Ward
    “Those eerie diamond eyes shifted over to her and she stilled, as if he's willed her to do so.
    There was a moment of silence. And then in a rough voice the man whose life she saved spoke four words that changed everything...changed her life, changed her destiny: "She. Comes. With. Me.”
    J.R. Ward

  • #19
    Seth Grahame-Smith
    “There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.”
    Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

  • #20
    Kresley Cole
    “What is he?”
    “I can’t puzzle it out. He doesn’t have horns, pointed ears—or apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.”
    “You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitch.”
    “Hey, I had to determine if he was a blood sucker or not. Now I don’t know what to think.”
    Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

  • #21
    Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
    “Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
    Roald Dahl

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #23
    Richelle Mead
    “I set off, off to kill the man I love.”
    Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

  • #24
    Richelle Mead
    “Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #25
    Richelle Mead
    “Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #26
    Richelle Mead
    “They’re waiting for you. Go on in.” Adrian leaned close to Keith’s ear and spoke in an ominous voice. “If.You.Dare.” He poked Keith’s shoulder and gave a "Muhahaha” kind of monster laugh.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #27
    Richelle Mead
    “Mmm. O positive, my favorite.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #28
    Richelle Mead
    “I decided the Alchemists needed an entire department devoted to handling Adrian Ivashkov.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #29
    Richelle Mead
    “You should've just gotten a kids' meal.' Adrian told me, pointing to my half-eaten burger and fries. 'You could've saved me a lot of money. And gotten a toy.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

  • #30
    Richelle Mead
    “I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much.”
    Richelle Mead, Bloodlines



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