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    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “People tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something that will descend like fine weather if you're fortunate. But happiness is the result of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert

  • #2
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #3
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “The Lazio fans always stop [at the bakery] on their way home from the stadium to stand in the street for hours, leaning up against their motorcycles, talking about the game, looking macho as anything, and eating cream puffs.
    I love Italy.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #4
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “Generally speaking, though, Americans have an inability to relax into sheer pleasure. Ours is an entertainment-seeking nation, but not necessarily a pleasure-seeking one. Americans spend billions to keep themselves amused with everything from porn to theme parks to wars, but that's not exactly the same thing as quiet enjoyment. Americans work harder and longer and more stressful hours than anyone in the world today. But...we seem to like it. Alarming statistics back this observation up, showing that many Americans feel more happy and fulfilled in their offices than they do in their own homes. Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal straight out of the box and staring at the TV in a mild coma (which is the opposite of working, yes, but not exactly the same thing as pleasure). Americans don't really know how to do NOTHING. This is the cause of that great sad American stereotype-the overstressed executive who goes on vacation but who cannot relax.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #5
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “You’re wishin’ too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #6
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “Operation Self-Esteem--Day Fucking One.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #7
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #8
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “It all goes away. Eventually, everything goes away.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #9
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “Italian men are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #10
    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    Thomas Szasz

  • #11
    Charlotte Brontë
    “But life is a battle: may we all be enabled to fight it well!”
    Charlotte Brontë, The Letters of Charlotte Brontë

  • #12
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #13
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #14
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #15
    Beppe Severgnini
    “First of all, let's get one thing straight. Your Italy and our Italia are not the same thing. Italy is a soft drug peddled in predictable packages, such as hills in the sunset, olive groves, lemon trees, white wine, and raven-haired girls. Italia, on the other hand, is a maze. It's alluring, but complicated. It's the kind of place that can have you fuming and then purring in the space of a hundred meters, or in the course of ten minutes. Italy is the only workshop in the world that can turn out both Botticellis and Berlusconis.”
    Beppe Severgnini, La Bella Figura: A Field Guide to the Italian Mind

  • #16
    Barbara Kingsolver
    “Watching Italians eat (especially men, I have to say) is a form of tourism the books don't tell you about. They close their eyes, raise their eyebrows into accent marks, and make sounds of acute appreciation. It's fairly sexy. Of course I don't know how these men behave at home, if they help with the cooking or are vain and boorish and mistreat their wives. I realized Mediterranean cultures have their issues. Fine, don't burst my bubble. I didn’t want to marry these guys, I just wanted to watch. (p. 247)”
    Barbara Kingsolver, Animal, Vegetable, Miracle: A Year of Food Life

  • #17
    Woody Allen
    “I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
    Woody Allen

  • #18
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #19
    Scott Adams
    “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
    Scott Adams

  • #20
    Erma Bombeck
    “Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #21
    Oscar Wilde
    “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #22
    Dolly Parton
    “It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”
    Dolly Parton

  • #23
    “[Looking like a straight girl] means wearing clothes that seek and destroy comfort. These are garments designed by gay men to attract heterosexual men. The straight girl is simply the hanger for an inside joke.”
    Mary Dugger

  • #24
    Coco Chanel
    “Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.”
    Coco Chanel

  • #25
    “And now, I'm just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”
    Lady Gaga

  • #26
    Coco Chanel
    “A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.”
    Coco Chanel

  • #27
    “Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.”
    Gwyneth Paltrow

  • #28
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “You cannot fake chic but you can be chic and fake fur”
    Karl Lagerfeld

  • #29
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.”
    Karl Lagerfeld

  • #30
    Karl Lagerfeld
    “Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
    Karl Lagerfeld



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