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  • #1
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #2
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #3
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #4
    John Green
    “Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #5
    Derek Landy
    “So that plan worked out well."

    "Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."'

    "All the same," he said, "I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #6
    Derek Landy
    “We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #7
    Derek Landy
    “Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.”
    “If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract him. I may even bravely faint, to give him a false sense of security. That will be your signal to strike.”
    “We make a great team.”
    “Just don’t forget to stand in front of me the whole time,” he said.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #8
    Derek Landy
    “What would killing the Elders result in?"
    "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”
    Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

  • #9
    Derek Landy
    “The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My family were incredibly
    narcissistic. I’m lucky I escaped with any degree of humility at all, to be honest, but then I’ve always managed to exceed expectations. You are Kenny Dunne, are you not?”
    “I am.”
    “Just a few questions for you, Mr Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we’ve become friends these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?”
    “Sure,” Kenny said, slightly baffled.
    “Thank you. Thank you very much. It’s important you feel comfortable around me, Kenny. It’s important we build up a level of trust. That way I’ll catch you completely unprepared when I
    suddenly accuse you of murder.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #10
    Derek Landy
    “An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.
    'I could have tripped.'
    She stared at him. A moment dragged by.
    'I'm joking,' he said at last.
    She relaxed. 'Really?'
    'Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #11
    Derek Landy
    “I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #12
    Derek Landy
    “By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
    'You can call me whatever you like.'
    Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #13
    Derek Landy
    “I have sought you out to cure me.'
    'To cure you of what?'
    'Of this cursed affliction.'
    'I cannot cure stupidity.'
    Scapegrace frowned.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #14
    Derek Landy
    “Guild doesn't like me."
    "That's true."
    "He doesn't like you, ether."
    "That is mystifying.”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #15
    Derek Landy
    “Oh, China. How I have missed you.'
    'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #16
    Derek Landy
    “We're here on Sanctuary business," Skulduggery tried.
    The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. "Hear that, Pete? They're with that Sanctuary."
    Hokum Pete snarled. "I hate the Sanctuary."
    "Oh," Skulduggery said.
    "We all hate the Sanctuary."
    "Ah. Then we're not here on Sanctuary business. I was just joking.”
    Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

  • #17
    Derek Landy
    “Come on. I know you're not a stupid man.'
    'I'm quite stupid. Ask anyone.'
    'Finbar, are there superheroes living among us?'
    Finbar snorted with laughter and Kenny started to feel a little thick. 'Superheroes? In tights and capes, flying around? If there were superheroes, Mr. Journalist, don't you think they'd be in New York or somewhere like that? There's not that many tall buildings for Spiderman to swing from in Dublin, you know? He'd have maybe two good swings and then hang there looking disappointed.'
    'These people don't wear tights and capes, Finbar.'
    'So they're naked superheroes? That's grand for now, but when the good weather is over they're going to regret it.'
    'They look like us. They dress like us. But they're not like us. They're different.'
    'You,' Finbar said. 'Are sounding very racist right now.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #18
    Derek Landy
    “It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a shark as a rather large fish. And not so much attacked as looked at menacingly. But it had murder in its eyes, that fish. I knew, in that instant, if our roles had been reversed and the fish had been holding the fishing pole and I had been the one to be caught, it wouldn't hesitate a moment before eating me. So I cooked it and ate before it had a chance to turn the tables.”
    Derek Landy, The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous

  • #19
    Derek Landy
    “And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #20
    Derek Landy
    “Now, before you begin to worry, the section of the gaol that I’m standing in is completely secure. No problems here. I’m not in any danger whatsoever.”

    “And the section I’m standing in?”

    “Well,” he said, “the important thing to remember is that I’m perfectly safe.”

    Valkyrie sighed. “I’m stuck in here with the bad guys, aren’t I?”

    “Or you could be glass-half-full about it and say that they are stuck in there with you. Which might make you feel better.”
    Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

  • #21
    Derek Landy
    “If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.”
    Derek Landy, Death Bringer

  • #22
    Derek Landy
    “I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.”
    He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded.
    “See? It hurts people.”
    Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men

  • #23
    Derek Landy
    “Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all.”
    Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

  • #24
    Derek Landy
    “Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It’s lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.”
    -Skulduggery”
    Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light

  • #25
    Derek Landy
    “skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.”
    Derek Landy

  • #26
    Derek Landy
    “The traffic warden looked up. "This your car?"
    "It is," said Skulduggery.
    The traffic warden nodded. "Very nice, very nice. But you can't park here, day or night."
    "I wasn't aware of that."
    "There's a sign right over there."
    "I didn't think it applied to me."
    "Why wouldn't it have applied to you?"
    Skulduggery tilted his head. "Because I'm special."
    "Don't care how special you think you are, you're parked in a no parking area and as such you're---"
    "We're here on official police business."
    The traffic warden narrowed his eyes. "You're Garda? I'm going to need to see some identification."
    "We're undercover," said Skulduggery. "This is a very important undercover operation which you are endangering just by talking to us." He opened his jacket. "Look, I have a gun. I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."
    The traffic warden frowned. "Her?"
    "Me," said Stephanie.
    "Him?"
    "Not me," said Skulduggery. "Her."
    "Me," said Stephanie.
    "You?" said the traffic warden.
    "Yes," said Stephanie.
    "I"m sorry, who are you?"
    Stephanie looked at him. "I'm Her, he's Me. Got it? Good. You better get out of here before you blow our cover. They've got snipers.”
    Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light
    tags: lying

  • #27
    Derek Landy
    “Please just admit it," said Valkyrie. "You're going to miss me, aren't you?"
    "Obviously," said Skulduggery.
    "Thank you."
    "Like a drowning man misses the land."
    "A w w w..."
    "Like a hesitant man misses the chance."
    "Yeah..."
    "Like an oblivious man misses the point."
    "I have a feeling you're mocking me somehow, but I can't put my finger on how.”
    Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light

  • #28
    Fernando Pessoa
    “When all by myself, I can think of all kinds of clever remarks, quick comebacks to what no one said, and flashes of witty sociability with nobody. But all of this vanishes when I face someone in the flesh: I lose my intelligence, I can no longer speak, and after half an hour I just feel tired. Talking to people makes me feel like sleeping. Only my ghostly and imaginary friends, only the conversations I have in my dreams, are genuinely real and substantial.”
    Fernando Pessoa

  • #29
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #30
    Sylvia Plath
    “I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited.”
    Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath



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