Olivia Steffler > Olivia's Quotes

“Life is very hard. The only people who really live are those who are harder than life itself.”
― Nawal El Saadawi, Woman at Point Zero

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“PASTA!!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“Long hair will send you to hell!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany . . . That's impossible . . .”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Don't worry, I can hander it!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“How does one get a polar bear to stop gnawing on their head?”
― Hetalia

“When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!"
~
Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Dub”
― Francis Bonnefoy

“I will kill you, I swear it!
I will kill you until you're dead!

~Switzerland”
― Hetalia

“ohonhonhonhon~”
― francis bonnefoy

“That's racist. you maple sucking moose loving midget!”
― America Hetalia

“You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is?”
― Italy

“You're the best gay friend I've ever had!”
― America talking to France

“Pastaaa~”
― Hetalia

“Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!”
― Alfred F. Jones Hetalia

“I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.”
― Akira Sasanuma