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#1

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

tags: funny

3001 likes

#2

“If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: goals, integrity, planning, truism

420 likes

#3

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: managment, science, truism

290 likes

#4

“When you come to a fork in the road take it”
― Yogi Berra

tags: slight-misquotes

193 likes

#5

“The future ain't what it used to be.”
― Yogi Berra

191 likes

#6

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
― Benjamin Brewster

tags: 1882, humor, misattributed-to-einstein, misattributed-to-yogi-berra, quote-investigator, theory

209 likes

#7

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor, pie

166 likes

#8

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor, paradox, popularity, trends

183 likes

#9

“90% of the game is half mental.”
― Yogi Berra , The Yogi Book : I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said

tags: inspirational, math-humor

140 likes

#10

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: answer, obvious, question

141 likes

#11

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: paradox

159 likes

#12

“I never said most of the things I said.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: misquoted, paradox

133 likes

#13

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”
― Yogi Berra

tags: philosophical-humor

128 likes

#14

“Okay you guys, pair up in threes!”
― Yogi Berra

tags: baseball, humor

113 likes

#15

“We're lost, but we're making good time.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor

87 likes

#16

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
― Yogi Berra

73 likes

#17

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
― Yogi Berra

117 likes

#18

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: funny

68 likes

#19

“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: sports

54 likes

#20

“Its getting late early”
― Yogi Berra

tags: baseball, humor

62 likes

#21

“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
― Yogi Berra

44 likes

#22

“He must have made that before he died.”
― Yogi Berra

37 likes

#23

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor

36 likes

#24

“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
― Yogi Berra

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#25

“No matter where you go, there you are,”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

58 likes

#26

“If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em. ”
― Yogi Berra

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#27

“It's not too far; it just seems like it is.”
― Yogi Berra

23 likes

#28

“75% of baseball is mental the other half is phisical”
― Yogi Berra, Yogi Berra's Baseball Book: The Game and How to Play It

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