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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Fucking was how babies were made.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #2
    Joe Abercrombie
    “I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop making them.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #3
    Alexandre Dumas
    “How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure.”
    Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

  • #4
    Alexandre Dumas
    “The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates.”
    Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #6
    Douglas Adams
    “Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #8
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I will take the Ring", he said, "though I do not know the way.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #9
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Apologise to my fucking dice!”
    Joe Abercrombie, Best Served Cold

  • #10
    Douglas Adams
    “Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else becomes eerily easy.”
    Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story

  • #11
    Heinrich Heine
    “We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged”
    Heinrich Heine

  • #12
    Douglas Adams
    “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • #13
    Joe Abercrombie
    “It always amazes me, how swiftly problems can be solved, once you start cutting things off people.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #15
    Ryukishi07
    “Don't be sad. Even if the world won't forgive you, I'll forgive you.
    Don't be sad. Even if you don't forgive the world, I'll forgive you.
    So please tell me. How do I make you forgive me?”
    Ryukishi07

  • #16
    Joe Abercrombie
    “...how's your leg?”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #17
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #18
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “He had a penis eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it was in the fourth dimension.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #19
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Sometimes it doesn't matter too much what choice you make, as long as you make it quick and stick to it.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #20
    Joe Abercrombie
    “The beauty o’ making yourself a promise is that no one else complains if you break it.”
    Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred

  • #21
    Nikola Tesla
    “I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own”
    Nikola Tesla

  • #22
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #23
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Goodbye blue Monday.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #24
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

  • #25
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “You see, but you do not observe.”
    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Scandal in Bohemia

  • #26
    China Miéville
    “When people dis fantasy—mainstream readers and SF readers alike—they are almost always talking about one sub-genre of fantastic literature. They are talking about Tolkien, and Tolkien's innumerable heirs. Call it 'epic', or 'high', or 'genre' fantasy, this is what fantasy has come to mean. Which is misleading as well as unfortunate.

    Tolkien is the wen on the arse of fantasy literature. His oeuvre is massive and contagious—you can't ignore it, so don't even try. The best you can do is consciously try to lance the boil. And there's a lot to dislike—his cod-Wagnerian pomposity, his boys-own-adventure glorying in war, his small-minded and reactionary love for hierarchical status-quos, his belief in absolute morality that blurs moral and political complexity. Tolkien's clichés—elves 'n' dwarfs 'n' magic rings—have spread like viruses. He wrote that the function of fantasy was 'consolation', thereby making it an article of policy that a fantasy writer should mollycoddle the reader.

    That is a revolting idea, and one, thankfully, that plenty of fantasists have ignored. From the Surrealists through the pulps—via Mervyn Peake and Mikhael Bulgakov and Stefan Grabiński and Bruno Schulz and Michael Moorcock and M. John Harrison and I could go on—the best writers have used the fantastic aesthetic precisely to challenge, to alienate, to subvert and undermine expectations.

    Of course I'm not saying that any fan of Tolkien is no friend of mine—that would cut my social circle considerably. Nor would I claim that it's impossible to write a good fantasy book with elves and dwarfs in it—Michael Swanwick's superb Iron Dragon's Daughter gives the lie to that. But given that the pleasure of fantasy is supposed to be in its limitless creativity, why not try to come up with some different themes, as well as unconventional monsters? Why not use fantasy to challenge social and aesthetic lies?

    Thankfully, the alternative tradition of fantasy has never died. And it's getting stronger. Chris Wooding, Michael Swanwick, Mary Gentle, Paul di Filippo, Jeff VanderMeer, and many others, are all producing works based on fantasy's radicalism. Where traditional fantasy has been rural and bucolic, this is often urban, and frequently brutal. Characters are more than cardboard cutouts, and they're not defined by race or sex. Things are gritty and tricky, just as in real life. This is fantasy not as comfort-food, but as challenge.

    The critic Gabe Chouinard has said that we're entering a new period, a renaissance in the creative radicalism of fantasy that hasn't been seen since the New Wave of the sixties and seventies, and in echo of which he has christened the Next Wave. I don't know if he's right, but I'm excited. This is a radical literature. It's the literature we most deserve.”
    China Miéville

  • #27
    Bertrand Russell
    “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #28
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

  • #29
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “The real war does not resemble the legendary war in its process or its conclusion. If it had inspired or directed the development of the legend, then certainly the Ring would have been seized and used against Sauron; he would not have been annihilated but enslaved, and Barad-Dûr would not have been destroyed but occupied. Saruman, failing to get possession of the Ring, would in the confusion and treacheries of the time have found in Mordor the missing links in his own researches into Ring-lore, and before long he would have made a Great Ring of his own with which to challenge the self-styled Ruler of Middle-earth. In that conflict both sides would have held hobbits in hatred and contempt: they would not long have survived even as slaves.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

  • #30
    Michael Shermer
    “Humans are pattern-seeking story-telling animals, and we are quite adept at telling stories about patterns, whether they exist or not.”
    Michael Shermer



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