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  • #1
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Captain Phelan and I dislike each other,” Beatrix told her. “In fact, we’re sworn enemies.”
    Christopher glanced at her quickly. “When did we become sworn enemies?”
    Ignoring him, Beatrix said to her sister, "Regardless, he’s staying for tea.”
    “Wonderful,” Amelia said equably. “Why are you enemies, dear?”
    “I met him yesterday while I was out walking,” Beatrix explained. “And he called Medusa a ‘garden pest,’ and faulted me for bringing her to a picnic.”
    Amelia smiled at Christopher. “Medusa has been called many worse things around here, including ‘diseased pincushion,’ and ‘perambulating cactus.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #1
    Lisa Kleypas
    “I’m fairly certain, Captain,” she said, “that the more you discover about me, the more you will dislike me. Therefore, let’s cut to the chase and acknowledge that we don’t like each other. Then we won’t have to bother with the in-between part.”
    She was so bloody frank and practical about the whole thing that Christopher couldn’t help but be amused.
    “I’m afraid I can’t oblige you.”
    “Why not?”
    “Because when you said that just now, I found myself starting to like you.”
    “You’ll recover,” she said.
    Her decisive tone made him want to smile. “It’s getting worse, actually,” he told her. “Now I’m absolutely convinced that I like you.”
    Beatrix gave him a patently skeptical stare. “What about my hedgehog? Do you like her, too?”
    Christopher considered that. “Affection for rodents can’t be rushed.”
    “Medusa isn’t a rodent. She’s an erinaceid.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #2
    Lisa Kleypas
    “When Christopher finished, there was a moment of silence.
    Leo looked at Cam expectantly. “Well?”
    “Well what?”
    “Now is the time when you dredge up one of your blasted Romany sayings. Something about roosters laying eggs, or pigs dancing in the orchard. It’s what you always do. Let’s have it.”
    Cam gave him a sardonic glance. “I can’t think of one right now.”
    “By God, I’ve had to listen to hundreds of them. And Phelan doesn’t have to hear even one?”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #2
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Coming forward with a placating smile, Win handed him a piece of paper. "Of course we would never want to force you into a loveless marriage, dear. But we have put together a list of prospective brides, all of them lovely girls. Won't you take a glance and see if any of them appeals to you?"

    Deciding to humor her, Leo looked down at the list. "Marietta Newbury?"

    "Yes," Amelia said. "What's wrong with her?"

    "I don't like her teeth."

    "What about Isabella Charrington?"

    "I don't like her mother."

    "Lady Blossom Tremaine?"

    "I don't like her name."

    "Oh, for heaven's sake, Leo, that's not her fault."

    "I don't care. I can't have a wife named Blossom. Every night I would feel as if I were calling in one of the cows." Leo lifted his gaze heavenward. "I might as well marry the first woman off the street. Why, I'd be better off with Marks."

    Everyone was silent.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Married by Morning

  • #2
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Beatrix puts a distance between herself and the rest of the world. She’s very engaging, but also quite private in nature. I see the same qualities in Captain Phelan.”

    “Yes,” Amelia said. “You’re absolutely right, Catherine. Put that way, the match does seem more appropriate.”

    “I still have reservations,” Leo said.

    “You always do,” Amelia replied. “If you’ll recall, you objected to Cam in the beginning, but now you’ve accepted him.”

    “That’s because the more brothers-in-law I acquire,” Leo said, “the better Cam looks by comparison.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #2
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Captain Phelan,” Cam asked, choosing his words with care. “Have you come to ask for our consent to marry Beatrix?”
    Christopher shook his head.

    “If I decide to marry Beatrix, I’ll do it with or without your consent.”

    Leo looked at Cam. “Good God,” he said in disgust. “This one’s worse than Harry.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #3
    Sarah Mayberry
    “If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”
    “What do you think?”
    “Then I’m not going to let you go.”
    Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

  • #4
    Sarah Mayberry
    “He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself.
    “I love you.”
    Of course, straight to the point was also an effective strategy.”
    Sarah Mayberry, Can't Get Enough

  • #4
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

    ~ Liberty Jones”
    Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

  • #5
    Nora Roberts
    “Laurel’s in right field, leading off. Her fielding’s crap, but she’s got a good bat.”
    “My fielding is not crap.” She hit Del with the glove. “Keep it up and you’re not going to have any problem winning that beat, Brown.”
    When she stalked off, Mal took an easy, testing swing. “What bet?”
    Laurel strode straight up to Mac. “I want to switch with you. I want to play on Jack’s team.”
    “Baseball slut. Okay by me, but you’d better tell Jack.”
    She walked over to where Jack sat on the ground writing his lineup. “I switched with Mac. I’m on your team.”
    “Trading the redhead for the blonde. Okay, let me figure… You’re right field, leading off.”
    Son of a bitch. Did he and Del have telepathy? Laurel narrowed her eyes. “Why right field?”
    He flicked her a glance, and she saw him reconsider his response. “You’ve got a strong arm.”
    She pointed at him. “Good answer.”
    “How come you… Hey. Hey, is that Mal? Del hooked Mal?” Jack barred his teeth. “So that’s the way he wants to play the game?”
    “Let’s kick his ass.”
    Nora Roberts, Savor the Moment

  • #5
    Lisa Kleypas
    “The next time you face a room full of strangers . . . you might tell yourself that some of them are just friends waiting to be found.”
    Lisa Kleypas, It Happened One Autumn

  • #6
    Lisa Kleypas
    “I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

    -Ella Varner”
    Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

  • #6
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. "Ka xlia ma pe tute" (I'm going to shit on you.)

    "Which means," Rohan said hastily, "'Please forgive the misunderstanding; let's part as friends.'"

    "Te malavel les i menkiva," Kev added for good measure. (May you die of a malignant wasting disease.)

    "Roughly translated," Rohan said, "that means, 'May your garden be filled with fine, fat hedgehogs.' Which, I may add, is considered quite a blessing among the Rom.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me at Sunrise

  • #7
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Kev,” Win said calmly, stepping forward, “I would like to talk to you about something.”

    Merripen, attentive as always to his wife, gave her a frowning glance. “Now?”

    "Yes, now.”

    "Can’t it wait?”

    "No,” Win said equably. At his continued hesitation, she said, “I’m expecting.”

    Merripen blinked. “Expecting what?”

    "A baby.”

    They all watched as Merripen’s face turned ashen. “But how ...” he asked dazedly, nearly staggering as he headed to Win.

    "How?” Leo repeated. “Merripen, don’t you remember that special talk we had before your wedding night?” He grinned as Merripen gave him a warning glance. Bending to Win’s ear, Leo murmured, “Well done. But what are you going to tell him when he discovers it was only a ploy?”

    "It’s not a ploy,” Win said cheerfully.

    Leo’s smile vanished, and he clapped a hand to his forehead. “Christ,” he muttered. “Where’s my brandy?” And he disappeared into the house.

    "I’m sure he meant to say ‘congratulations,’ ” Beatrix remarked brightly, following the group as they all went inside.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Tempt Me at Twilight

  • #7
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Bending his head over hers, Leo murmured, "When I give you away at the altar, Bea, I want you to remember something. I'm not really giving you away. I'm merely allowing him the chance to love you as much as the rest of us do.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #8
    Lisa Kleypas
    “... I discovered life sometimes has a way of giving you what you need, but not in the form you expect.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

  • #8
    Lisa Kleypas
    “I don’t want to be a widow, I don’t want Michael Bayning, and I don’t want you to joke about such things, you tactless clodpole!”

    As all three of them stared at her openmouthed, Poppy leapt up and stalked away, her hands drawn into fists.

    Bewildered by the immediate force of her fury—it was like being stung by a butterfly—Harry stared after her dumbly. After a moment, he asked the first coherent thought that came to him. “Did she just say she doesn’t want Bayning?”

    “Yes,” Win said, a smile hovering on her lips. “That’s what she said. Go after her, Harry.”

    Every cell in Harry’s body longed to comply. Except that he had the feeling of standing on the edge of a cliff, with one ill-chosen word likely to send him over. He gave Poppy’s sister a desperate glance. “What should I say?”

    “Be honest with her about your feelings,” Win suggested.

    A frown settled on Harry’s face as he considered that. “What’s my second option?”
    Lisa Kleypas, Tempt Me at Twilight

  • #8
    Lisa Kleypas
    “And Poppy, remember that someday you will meet a frog who will turn into a handsome prince."

    "Good," Beatrix said. "Because all she's met so far are princes who turn into frogs."

    "Mr. Bayning is not a frog," Poppy protested.

    "You're right," Beatrix said. "That was very unfair to frogs, who are lovely creatures.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Tempt Me at Twilight

  • #9
    Lisa Kleypas
    “I am illegitimate," she said distinctly, as if he were a foreigner trying to learn English. "You are a viscount. You can't marry a bastard."
    "What about the Duke of Clarence? He had ten bastard children by that actress...what was her name..."
    "Mrs. Jordan."
    "Yes, that one, Their children were all illegitimate, but some of them married peers."
    "You're not the Duke of Clarence."
    "That's right. I'm not a blueblood any more than you are. I inherited the title purely by happenstance"
    "That doesn't matter. If your married me, it would be scandalous and inappropriate, and doors would be closed to you."
    "Good God, woman, I let two of my sisters marry Gypsies. Those doors have already been closed, bolted, and nailed shut.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Married by Morning

  • #9
    Lisa Kleypas
    “I beg your pardon?” Catherine interrupted. “Are you implying that women have poor judgment?”

    “In these matters, yes.” Leo gestured to Christopher. “Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”

    “I graduated from Cambridge,” Christopher said acidly. “Should I have brought my diploma?”

    “In this family,” Cam interrupted, “there is no requirement of a university degree to prove one’s intelligence. Lord Ramsay is a perfect example of how one has nothing to do with the other.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #10
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Cat doesn’t have to work. She’s a woman of independent means. I settled enough money on her to allow her the freedom to do anything she wished. She went to boarding school for four years, and stayed to teach for another two. Eventually she came to me and said she’d accepted a position as a governess for the Hathaway family. I believe you were in France with Win at the time. Cat went for the interview, Cam and Amelia liked her, Beatrix and Poppy clearly needed her, and no one seemed inclined to question her lack of experience.”
    “Of course not,” Leo said acidly. “My family would never bother with something so insignificant as job experience. I’m sure they started the interview by asking what her favorite color was.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Married by Morning

  • #10
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Win," Leo said, "you'll burn the house down, just after it's been rebuilt. Give me the bloody matchbox."

    She shook her head resolutely.

    Are we starting a new springtime ritual?" Leo demanded. "The annual burning-of-the-manse?" Come to your senses, Win.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me at Sunrise

  • #11
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Christopher heard a pair of women gossiping nearby, whispering in disapproving undertones.

    "... Ramsey was found flirting in a corner with a woman. They had to drag him away from her."

    "Who was it?"

    "His own wife."

    "Oh, dear.”
    Lisa Kleypas , Love in the Afternoon

  • #11
    Lisa Kleypas
    “We assured Phelan that we were more than happy to let him have you and your menagerie,” Leo retorted.
    “After that, he said he needed to think.”
    “About what?” Beatrix demanded. “What is there to think about? Why is it taking him so long to make a decision?”
    “He’s a man, dear,” Amelia explained kindly. “Sustained thinking is very difficult for them.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #12
    Lisa Kleypas
    “He slitted his eyes open and squeezed them shut again as he saw her finger intruding deeper into the bottle. "Grows..."he forced himself to continue, "until the fruit is ripe."
    "They do? That is the cleverest...a pear in its own little...oh no."
    "What?" Marcus asked through clenched teeth.
    "My finger's stuck."
    Dumbfounded, he looked down at the sight of Lillian tugging on her imprisoned finger.
    "I can't get it out," she said.
    "Just pull at it."
    "It hurts. It's throbbing."
    "Pull harder."
    "I can't! It's truly stuck. I need something to make it slippery. Do you have some sort of lubricant nearby?"
    "No."
    "Not anything?"
    "Much as it may surprise you, we've never needed lubricant in the library before now.”
    Lisa Kleypas, It Happened One Autumn

  • #12
    Lisa Kleypas
    “The boy heaved a sigh. "I would ask to go with you," he said, " but I have to finish my lessons. I so look forward to the day when I know everything. Then I won't have to read any more books or do any more counting."
    Beatrix smiled. "I don't wish to be discouraging, Rye, but it's not possible to know everything."
    "Mama does." Rye paused reflectively. "At least, Papa says we mus t pretend she does, because it makes her happy."
    "Your father," Beatrix informed him with a laugh, " is one of the wisest men I've ever known.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
    tags: humor

  • #13
    Nora Roberts
    “She surrounded herself with books at work and at home. Her living space was a testament to her first and abiding love with shelves jammed with books tables crowded with them. She saw them not only as knowledge entertainment comfort even sanity but as a kind of artful decoration. ”
    Nora Roberts, Key of Knowledge

  • #13
    Nora Roberts
    “I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers.
    One to cook, one to kibbitz, and one to insult the other two. ”
    Nora Roberts

  • #14
    Nora Roberts
    “...If I don't have twenty or thirty books right here, waiting to be read, I start jonesing. That's my compulsion.”
    Nora Roberts, Key of Knowledge

  • #14
    Nora Roberts
    “I'm wondering, if there was something you wanted, had wanted for some time, what would you do about it?"

    "If I've wanted it, why don't I have it?"

    "Because you haven't made any real effort to get it as yet."

    "And why haven't I?" He arched his sandy brows. "Am I slow or just stupid?"

    Brenna thought it over, decided he couldn't know he'd just insulted his first born. Then she nodded slowly. "Maybe a bit of both in this particular case."

    Relieved to have the conversation turn to a safe area, he gave her a fierce grin. "Then I'd stop being slow and I'd stop being stupid and I'd take good aim at what I wanted and not dawdle about. Because when an O'Toole takes aim, by Jesus, he hits his mark.

    That, she knew, was true enough. And was certainly expected. "But maybe you're a bit nervous and not quite sure of your skill in this area."

    "Girl, if you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer's always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.”
    Nora Roberts, Tears of the Moon



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