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#1

“One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.”
― W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil

tags: life, love, marriage, women

315 likes

#2

“A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces.”
― Elizabeth Bowen, The Death of the Heart

tags: humor, men, romance

102 likes

#3

“A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

tags: men, oral-sex

53 likes

#4

“Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.”
― James Thurber

tags: boys, men

71 likes

#5

“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. ”
― Jean Kerr

54 likes

#6

“Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.”
― Helen Rowland, A Guide To Men: Being Encore Reflections Of A Bachelor Girl

tags: men

41 likes

#7

“he knows that it's impossible to tell a wolf
from a man if
he keeps his chin up
and his teeth clean.”
― Toby Barlow, Sharp Teeth

tags: men

58 likes

#8

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”
― Inga Muscio

185 likes

#9

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
― Suze Orman

271 likes

#10

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”
― Garrison Keillor

219 likes

#11

“All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Quote Me Everyday

tags: inspirational, love, men, problem, women

368 likes

#12

“For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.”
― Stephen King, Bag of Bones

tags: love, lust, men

183 likes

#13

“If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc”
― Kate White, How to Set His Thighs on Fire: 86 Red-Hot Lessons on Love, Life, Men, and (Especially) Sex

tags: humor, men, sex

34 likes

#14

“It's always seemed to me that flirtation is a man's device for avoiding responsibility. He can say whatever he wants and knows he won't be taken seriously.”
― G.G. Vandagriff, The Last Waltz

tags: flirtation, men, relationships, responsibility

48 likes

#15

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin

303 likes

#16

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

tags: funny, humor, men, relationships

440 likes

#17

“Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent. ”
― Jill Conner Browne, The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared

tags: men, murder

90 likes

#18

“Give a man a centimeter and he'll think he's a ruler.”
― Janet Skeslien Charles, Moonlight in Odessa

tags: men, relationships

78 likes

#19

“Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. ”
― Katie MacAlister, Hard Day's Knight

tags: humor, men, stupid

60 likes

#20

“Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.”
― Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

tags: dopey, men, shaving

48 likes

#21

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.”
― Natalie Wood

tags: change, marriage, men

46 likes

#22

“I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.

-Bobby Tom”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Heaven, Texas

tags: humor, men

101 likes

#23

“May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.”
― Roman Payne

tags: dying, funny, humor, humour, living, men, payne, roman, widows, women

18 likes

#24

“Men are as faithful as their options.”
― Chris Rock

tags: fidelity, men

150 likes

#25

“Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

tags: humor, love, men, sex, women

309 likes

#26

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”
― Jean Kerr

tags: clothes, conversation, gender, humor, language, men, socks, speaking, women

104 likes

#27

“You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.”
― Catherine Coulter, TailSpin

tags: cell-phones, men, sex, simile, telephones

97 likes

#28

“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”
― Albert Camus, The Fall

4232 likes

#29

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

tags: advice, affairs, dating, jewelry, life, love, men, relationships, romance, women

1101 likes

#30

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night

tags: romance, sobriquet

875 likes

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