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  • #1
    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    Thomas Szasz

  • #2
    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    Oscar Levant

  • #3
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #4
    Mae West
    “I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
    Mae West

  • #5
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #6
    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #7
    William Goldman
    “Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #8
    Rudyard Kipling
    “I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
    Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

  • #9
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #10
    Jane Austen
    “A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #11
    Herman Wouk
    “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
    Herman Wouk

  • #12
    C.S. Lewis
    “She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”
    C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters

  • #13
    Tad Williams
    “As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”
    Tad Williams

  • #14
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #15
    Stephanie Klein
    “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”
    Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty

  • #16
    Groucho Marx
    “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #17
    Groucho Marx
    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #18
    Geoff Johns
    “I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.”
    Geoff Johns, Teen Titans, Vol. 3: Beast Boys and Girls

  • #19
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    “If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  • #20
    Bruce Springsteen
    “Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.”
    Bruce Springsteen

  • #21
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #24
    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #25
    Robin  Williams
    “Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
    Robin Williams

  • #26
    W.C. Fields
    “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #27
    Edith Konecky
    “I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”
    Edith Konecky

  • #28
    Iris Johansen
    “ She gave him a cool glance over her shoulder. "May your balls wither away and you develope an allergy to Viagra and all its counterparts."
    He looked at her, stunned. And then he suddenly exploded into laughter.
    "God, you're a formidable woman"
    "No, I'm not. I'm soft, remember?"
    She slammed the door behind her.”
    Iris Johansen, Killer Dreams
    tags: humor

  • #29
    Mercedes Lackey
    “One day,' Orest said, looking at him comically, 'you will say something that is less than practical and sensible, something that is driven by no forethought and nothing but passion, and I will probably collapse with shock.”
    Mercedes Lackey, Alta
    tags: humor

  • #30
    Lewis Carroll
    “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass



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