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  • #1
    Jim  Butcher
    “Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #2
    Jim  Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #3
    Jim  Butcher
    “I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
    Jim Butcher

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”
    Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

  • #6
    Jim  Butcher
    “The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #7
    Jim  Butcher
    “I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
    jim butcher, Summer Knight

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking.”
    Jim Butcher

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #12
    Jim  Butcher
    “We are not going to die."

    Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

    "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #13
    Jim  Butcher
    “Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #14
    Jim  Butcher
    “You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.”
    Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

  • #15
    Jim  Butcher
    “A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #16
    Jim  Butcher
    “Sleep is God. Go worship.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #17
    Jim  Butcher
    “So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #18
    Jim  Butcher
    “I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #19
    Jim  Butcher
    “A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “Hell's bells, irony blows.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #22
    Jim  Butcher
    “You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #23
    Jim  Butcher
    “Son. Everyone dies alone. That's what it is. It's a door. It's one person wide. When you go through it, you do it alone. But it doesn't mean you've got to be alone before you go through the door. And believe me, you aren't alone on the other side.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #24
    Jim  Butcher
    “In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #25
    Jim  Butcher
    “Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #26
    Jim  Butcher
    “Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #27
    Jim  Butcher
    “Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”
    Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

  • #28
    Jim  Butcher
    “There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #29
    Jim  Butcher
    “I mean, we're all going to die. We know that on an intellectual level. We figure it out when we're still fairly young, and it scares us so badly that we convince ourselves we're immortal for more than a decade afterwards.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #30
    Jim  Butcher
    “I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril



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