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#1

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep

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#2

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

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#3

“One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
― Tim Burton

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#4

“People told me I couldn't kill Nicholson, so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.”
― Tim Burton

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#5

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
― Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

tags: comedy

245 likes

#6

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

tags: james-patterson, maximum-ride, the-final-warning

174 likes

#7

“She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.”
― Christopher Moore

tags: humourous, parenthood

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#8

“you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”
― Wavy Gravy

tags: humor, nutrition

10 likes

#9

“Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.”
― Leopold Butters Scotch

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#10

“My Cuddle Time Bible Story Book
Sleeping with Jesus
Baby Bibles: Tall Tales for Tiny tots
Everybody Poops (Except God)”
― Dave Eggers, The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007

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#11

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
― Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

tags: funny, life

2019 likes

#12

“When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!”
― Russell Means, Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russell Means

tags: boobs, indian, native-american, tits, tourism, tourist, white-people

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